I have heard a red-hot rumour ........

[DannyBhoy]

DKM can u please NOT send me the PM!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm still in shock.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

that would be excellent if it happened

 

[DannyBhoy]

CHRIST!!!

Come on albion make sure this one happens!!!

WOW CHAMPIONES CHAMPIONES

 

[the right footed denilson]

Lee Miller - Falkirk Striker

Young forward, who scored 19 times for the Scottish Division One champions but is keen to move south of the border.

Miller, 20, has now handed in a written transfer request to his current club, although Falkirk have not confirmed whether the request will be accepted.

Bairns chairman Campbell Christie told the club's official website: "Lee has indicated that he wishes to pursue his footballing career in England.

"We will have the opportunity during our trip in the Czech Republic to sit down and talk with Lee Miller regarding his request."

check him out on champ man!!!! f***ing quality!!

 

[Marshy]

ok its 5.15 and i finally give in.

DKM can you please not send me the PM !

 

[the right footed denilson]

and please dont PM me the rumour either DKM

 

[Marshy]

Unbelievable....DKM

Will shock all other Div 2 sides to the roots.

Promotion guarnateed.

 

[Mental Lental]

Oi! I can't believe others that requested they not be pm'd the news after I did have definately NOT received their pm before I haven't received mine.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

?

 

[MikeySmall]

Can someone pm me this news - sounds feck off interesting

 

[the right footed denilson]

and please dont PM me the rumour either DKM

please

 

[DTES]

Rooney to boost Seagulls promotion charge

In a final effort to keep teenage sensation Wayne Rooney out of the media spotlight, David Moyes has agreed a sensational agreement to loan the forward to Brighton and Hove Albion. The deal will involve Brighton's own youngster Chris McPhee going the other way.

"It's no secret I'm fed up with Wayne being in the papers" said Moyes, "and this way the only reporter harrasing him will be Andy Naylor, and no-one reads him anyway".

Everton are said to rate McPhee as a possible premiership star for the future, so rumours are flying about a straight-swap permanent deal. completebollocksonline.co.uk can assure fans however, that there is no truth in these rumours, and the deal is for one season only.

"This has nothing to do with Brighton, or even their players" said Rooney, "but I missed out on a lot jumping straight into Everton's first team, and I want to experience what it's like to change in a portakabin like all my schoolmates."

 

[MikeySmall]

Go on, go on, go on.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

okay then ....... gather around ......... I am able to pass on the good news that .............. *gasps for air*
............. *points to windpipe*

............. *goes purple*

*slumps forward*.

Lisa ..................................................

 

[Artois]

Rooney to boost Seagulls promotion charge

In a final effort to keep teenage sensation Wayne Rooney out of the media spotlight, David Moyes has agreed a sensational agreement to loan the forward to Brighton and Hove Albion. The deal will involve Brighton's own youngster Chris McPhee going the other way.

"It's no secret I'm fed up with Wayne being in the papers" said Moyes, "and this way the only reporter harrasing him will be Andy Naylor, and no-one reads him anyway".

Everton are said to rate McPhee as a possible premiership star for the future, so rumours are flying about a straight-swap permanent deal. completebollocksonline.co.uk can assure fans however, that there is no truth in these rumours, and the deal is for one season only.

"This has nothing to do with Brighton, or even their players" said Rooney, "but I missed out on a lot jumping straight into Everton's first team, and I want to experience what it's like to change in a portakabin like all my schoolmates."

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I heard a "rumour" once too ,that Brooker was off to Leicester and I banged it down straight away on NSC

I there is a "red hot rumour" stopped being so fuckin childish and post it

If there isn't a rumour then you lads are obviously bored shitless at work and should do something different to make up the hours during the day

Do you realise how gay this thread sounds? "I've know a rumour but you can't have it"

Jeez, you call tell its pre-season

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Is it likely that any regular who knows a red-hot rumour is not going to post it on here ?

Lighten up. Join the mailing list.

 

[Turkey]

Chill Take Pill A.

 

[Benny Seagull]

it's one big hoax and everyone's in on it