I had a meeting in Bristol Zoo today.

[Franks Wild Years]

Its very off putting when you're talking to a new client and you can see a monkey playing with himself over her shoulder.
I didn't know wether to point it out to her or not. I thought I may come across as slightly imature if I'd started giggling. Giving it a right old play with he was.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Pics?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What sort of business are you in where you hold meetings in the monkey house at Bristol zoo??

 

[Franks Wild Years]

That would have been good.
"Oo sorry can I just interupt you only there's a monkey playing with his penis over there and I've got to take a photo cos my mates on a chat site love that kind of thing." lol

 

[Normal Rob]

was it literally over her shoulder. I would have thought she would have noticed.

 

[Hampden Park]

Mi5, Mi6, Cia?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

What sort of business are you in where you hold meetings in the monkey house at Bristol zoo??

I'm doing a job for Bristol Natural History Consortium and they are based at the Zoo. I had a good wonder around after my meeting. Saw all sorts of beasties. You can't beat a good lion.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You can't beat a good lion.

That is true, but then I am not a cack badger.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Cack Badger ? Is that some kind of sex slang I've not heard before ?

 

[tedebear]

You can't beat a good lion.

Well you could, but you'd have to catch him first! and then there would be the teeth to avoid...

I'd rather beat a few eggs tho - at least I'd have a meringue by the end of it....

 

[British Bulldog]

I'd rather beat a few eggs tho - at least I'd have a meringue by the end of it....

Unlike the monkey who was quite content beating his meat by the sounds of it.

 

[tedebear]

Unlike the monkey who was quite content beating his meat by the sounds of it.

Typical male!

 

[British Bulldog]

Typical male!

There's no real defence to that comment tede

 

[tedebear]

There's no real defence to that comment tede

Ha - Arthur has discovered his manhood recently - especially at bath time - you'd think most men wouldn't be able to use theirs in later life the way the treat them when they're little!!

 

[British Bulldog]

Ha - Arthur has discovered his manhood recently - especially at bath time - you'd think most men wouldn't be able to use theirs in later life the way the treat them when they're little!!

Dont worry tede, Little Arthur will only be putting it through the toughening up process in preperation for growing up.

 

[tedebear]

Dont worry tede, Little Arthur will only be putting it through the toughening up process in preperation for growing up.

He he

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I'm doing a job for Bristol Natural History Consortium and they are based at the Zoo. I had a good wonder around after my meeting. Saw all sorts of beasties. You can't beat a good lion.

Sounds like a great gig, Frank. I would love to do something like that, gibbon half the chance.

 

[Seagull over NZ]

I'm doing a job for Bristol Natural History Consortium and they are based at the Zoo. I had a good wonder around after my meeting. Saw all sorts of beasties. You can't beat a good lion.

I've always been disappointed with the lions at Bristol Zoo. Their space is too small and they have grown so lethargic over the years they hardly ever do anything than sit down. Roll on the time when they have their new space up near Cribbs.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Was the monkey's name 'Spank'?

 

[Peteinblack]

Maybe he was fantasisng that he could lion top of a female.