[Humour] I had a German girlfriend.

[One Love]

She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

 

[Oscar]

 

[dazzer6666]

FFS.

 

[Whitechapel]

I don’t believe for a second that anybody who would tell a joke that bad would have a friend; of any nationality, let alone one that has consensual sex with them.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

She was only saying no because you did not piss all over her first, German foreplay that is.
Schoolboy error.

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[KZNSeagull]

I don’t believe for a second that anybody who would tell a joke that bad would have a friend; of any nationality, let alone one that has consensual sex with them.

He has stated it was not consensual, so your suspicions are correct.

 

[banjo]

I’ll score your joke. 0-10.

 

[rigton70]

She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

That explains your username.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I’ll score your joke. 0-10.

Is it a joke?

 

[jakarta]

That is one of the worst Limericks I have ever read.

Didn't rhyme, didn't scan, perhaps you should try it again as Haiku?

 

[Bob!]

 

[smillie's garden]

Is this the incel comedy hour?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Was she wearing a stoppemfloppem (German for bra)

 

[LVGull]

Was she wearing a stoppemfloppem (German for bra)

Nine

 

[El Presidente]

That explains your username.

Probably better if changed to One Off The Wrist Love...could be arranged though!

 

[Algernon]

Was für ein Scheißwitz

 

[banjo]

Is it a joke?

Thought I’d give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Nine

NINE!
Just how floppy were they, the springs must have gone on them.

 

[LVGull]

NINE!
Just how floppy were they, the springs must have gone on them.

Give it a rest. The OP was bad enough.