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porkdog

Member
May 9, 2008
554
by the sea
Outside Churchill square walking to work.

Some black guy grabbed me by the chest and said come you white bastard im going to kill you now. shouting at the top of his voice in my face saying all you white c***ts are the same and your going to be the first and why do none of you stick up for yourself. your all whuite c**ts.

I shit myself and didnt know what to do, so pushed him to the floor and swiftly walked to work, got here and rung the police.

Anyone else about at this sort of time and if so was he still there?
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Outside Churchill square walking to work.

Some black guy grabbed me by the chest and said come you white bastard im going to kill you now. shouting at the top of his voice in my face saying all you white c***ts are the same and your going to be the first and why do none of you stick up for yourself. your all whuite c**ts.

I shit myself and didnt know what to do, so pushed him to the floor and swiftly walked to work, got here and rung the police.

Anyone else about at this sort of time and if so was he still there?

Have we re-signed Leon Knight?

Seriously though he sounds like he is Schizo..will hopefully be pulled in before he does any real harm.
 






sam86

Moderator
Feb 18, 2009
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Did he not chase after you once you pushed him to the floor and walked off?
Did you look back? Maybe he cracked his head open... Oh well.
 




porkdog

Member
May 9, 2008
554
by the sea
im fine, just takes the piss as if it was me shouting i wouldve probably got arrested straight away but when i spoke to the police they didnt really seem to care.

i did turn to see if he was walking after me but he got up and starting shouting at the next person but if the wrong perosn came algon im sure he wouldve got what he deserved, a damn good beating
 




Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
Good job you managed to get away from him porkie. He might've had explosives up his arsehole or anything!

Seriously though, I think you done good - but as BH suggested, he's prob's a mentalist who needs to get picked up pronto by the fuzz.
 






Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,867
the fuzz ?? i havent heard that term in about thirty years :lolol:
Yeah, it reminded me of that old joke from about thirty years ago: There were two prostitutes talking on a street corner about their lives and the things they have to do for money. One said, "Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" and the other one replied, "No, but I've been swung round by the tits."
 






Kosh

'The' Yaztromo
Hmmmmmm sounds like an outake from Love thy Neighbour... You know the episode... where the writers took it just a tad too far...



Seriously; an average start to the day in Newcastle... the city of eternal fights.
 

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Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
Yeah, it reminded me of that old joke from about thirty years ago: There were two prostitutes talking on a street corner about their lives and the things they have to do for money. One said, "Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" and the other one replied, "No, but I've been swung round by the tits."

Ahhhhhhh. Them was the days.. :blush:

*Sigh*
 


User removed 4

New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
Yeah, it reminded me of that old joke from about thirty years ago: There were two prostitutes talking on a street corner about their lives and the things they have to do for money. One said, "Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" and the other one replied, "No, but I've been swung round by the tits."
:laugh:
 






alan partridge

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
5,256
Linton Travel Tavern
im fine, just takes the piss as if it was me shouting i wouldve probably got arrested straight away but when i spoke to the police they didnt really seem to care.

i did turn to see if he was walking after me but he got up and starting shouting at the next person but if the wrong perosn came algon im sure he wouldve got what he deserved, a damn good beating

you were attacked and the Police didn't seem to care??

In front of Churchill Square always seems to attract nut jobs.
 


Outside Churchill square walking to work.

Some black guy grabbed me by the chest and said come you white bastard im going to kill you now. shouting at the top of his voice in my face saying all you white c***ts are the same and your going to be the first and why do none of you stick up for yourself. your all whuite c**ts.

I shit myself and didnt know what to do, so pushed him to the floor and swiftly walked to work, got here and rung the police.

Anyone else about at this sort of time and if so was he still there?

It sounds like you deserved it.

And if this story is a fabrication (that means "not actually very true") then you still deserve it.
 


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It sounds like you deserved it.

And if this story is a fabrication (that means "not actually very true") then you still deserve it.

Should there not be a 'Stewards' Enquiry before you pass judgement.
 




porkdog

Member
May 9, 2008
554
by the sea
It sounds like you deserved it.

And if this story is a fabrication (that means "not actually very true") then you still deserve it.

Not to sure how i deserved it as i was just walking to work, bit harsh if you ask me.

so your saying its ok for someone to jump you when all your doing is walking?
 


Jan 19, 2009
3,151
Worthing
I got mugged myself the other day by 3 blokes.

I managed to knock one out.

Not an ideal time for a w*nk, but hey, I thought it might be my last.
 


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