Croydonbloke
Palace in Sussex
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I got stabbed in the guts
Takes a real man Bakesy. 
Bakesy said:Jaffa....
Takes a real man Bakesy. 
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I got stabbed in the guts
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Parson Henry
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Juan Albion said:
Only if you know where his generous zones are!
Parson Henry
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I got stabbed in the guts
It was a fecking big needle I can tell you!!
Croydonbloke said:
It was a fecking big needle I can tell you!!
tinx said:
There are different sorts of hernia...the one kids usually have is an inguinal hernia, low down in the stomach and they just repair the muscle and its a quick recovery time. Both my boys had that and they were up and about in a few hours.
Adults often have a spigelian or epigastric hernia, higher up in the body, which is usually repaired with a mesh patch, and the recovery time is a lot longer, and a lot more pain as more things have to be moved about to repair it. Friend had a double hernia repaired Tuesday, has gone home this morning from hospital, but will probably be off work for up to a month.
coventrygull
the right one
I was stabbed 4 times in the stomach to have my gallbladder removed a few weeks ago. Hernia ops are for wimps
Parson Henry
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ewww!
They found redcurrants inside your tummy?
They found redcurrants inside your tummy?
Bakesy said:
Aha - you've got a piece of gortex in you now!!
Parson Henry
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I bet it stings to do what your avatar is portraying?
Bakesy said:I'm sure it does...
I bet it stings to do what your avatar is portraying?
Parson Henry
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Wimp. I bet you asked for the sharp scalpels as well!Bakesy said:I wish i'd had the anaesthetic now....
Trufflehound
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tedebear said:
I don't remember that one. How did it go? Was it anything like Take On Me?
Bakesy said:YES, Does that mean i'm wind and showerproof now?
He he - yes - you can ski and surf without that bit of skin covered and you'll be juuuuuuuust fine
Doesn't it hurt loads becuase they have to cut through your muscles to get to the little blighter? thats what i thought anyhow...
coventrygull
the right one
I think the surgeon enjoyed stabbing me as I work at the hospital I did ask if I could change my mind before they put me out.
The worst thing though was when they thought I had gone into urinary retention. You have never seen me leap out of bed so fast. The talk of catheters
I did ask if I could change my mind before they put me out.The worst thing though was when they thought I had gone into urinary retention. You have never seen me leap out of bed so fast. The talk of catheters
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Bakesy said:I'm intrigued.......go on, elaborate.
Well I was hoping Les might be able to help you out.
dougdeep
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More Fosters nurse! and QUICK.