[Misc] I found out today

[el punal]

If it's Katie Price, I would close the curtains. (No innuendo intended).

Meat and greet?

 

[m@goo]

 

[OzMike]

I dated a page 3 girl years ago.
Started out ok, but she just wanted to go to the same places every weekend and hang around the bar.
Eventually I got fed up and suggested going elsewhere to make a change.
I don't like change, was the reply.
I said that I did and left to go somewhere else, that ended it.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Advise your neighbour about the benefits of house sitting when they go away, particularly in the summer, don’t see a point in the winter


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[Raleigh Chopper]

You really went there and shared your exact tit preference! Very entertaining and worryingly like a breast trainspotter with highly specific tastes. I’m not sure what perfection means anymore.


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Donna Ewin.

 

[DavidRyder]

You don't get many of those to the pound

 

[Muzzy]

Yes please

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Yes please

I wonder if I will recognise her if she rocks up

 

[origigull]

I dated a page 3 girl years ago.
Started out ok, but she just wanted to go to the same places every weekend and hang around the bar.
Eventually I got fed up and suggested going elsewhere to make a change.
I don't like change, was the reply.
I said that I did and left to go somewhere else, that ended it.

Hi OzMike, I don't think its the same girl I dated back in the mid-80s - she was a page 3 girl - she liked to change - change men that is

 

[AmexRuislip]

Vernon Kay was throwing one up her, or trying to.

Wasn't she wearing a suit

 

[SK1NT]

She looks very different to how i remember her about about 7 years ago.

 

[Gabbafella]

Donna Ewin.

J.R's mum?
I mean, she's no Grandma Walton.

 

[B-right-on]

I wonder if I will recognise her if she rocks up

Ask her to take her clothes off so you can see if it really is her.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

What we really need to know is which footy team she supports.

Then leave @Crodo to do his stuff ...

 

[Baldseagull]

I dated a page 3 girl years ago.
Started out ok, but she just wanted to go to the same places every weekend and hang around the bar.
Eventually I got fed up and suggested going elsewhere to make a change.
I don't like change, was the reply.
I said that I did and left to go somewhere else, that ended it.

Mate of mine dated and later married a Page 3 girl, his experience was that if they ever got together on nights out with other P3 girls several were always trying it on with the boyfriends of other girls, competitive nature made the existing boyfriends of others a bit more of a trophy. Must have been hell for him, poor sod.

Also that the sleaziest photographer she ever worked with was a female, from the isle of Lesbos apparently.