"I can't believe I forgot to pay that bill Michelle.", “Oh, you’re only human...

[HP Seagull]

just like the rest of us!!”

Sod Go Compare, that First Direct advert makes my blood boil. What a load of crap.

Ohh that's right Michelle, you're so quirky and tuned in. You're a real personality you are, look at you, hated in school by your teacher and now you're working in a bloody call center. Well done, you proved the critics wrong. Woffling crap in school about whales you thick bint.

"I'm like a fish outta water, we all are here." What? You mean all of you are struggling to cope with the demands of the job? You're all quirky with-it chatterboxes. My god as if having to call one of these places was bad enough... Be dull and boring by all means but be quick and efficient. I really, really don't what you to say any more words than you absolutely HAVE to. You're not clever or funny. Quirky or unique. You're an irritating, fat, possibly quite depressed slag.

"Oh, you’re only human, just like the rest of us!”. Tell it to the f***ing bailiffs.

Quality - nice one mate! That brightened up an otherwise dull Monday, top work.

 

[itszamora]

In their defence, First Direct are IMO very good. That advert is awful though.