I am the poor sod on the front page of the Arsegas today

[maffew]

Look, I'm having quite a bad day today, and some of the comments on here are quite hurtful.

I wasn't asking anyone to critique the way I looked. That's not fair, and I would never dream of being as harsh to ANYONE else on here.

For the record...

I was wearing about four layers including a thick parker jacket because it was cold. I am not fat despite what some of the pricks on here seem to think.

Plus I was in the middle of eating a burger FFS! Hardly the most flattering way to photograph someone is it?

I don't think it was a fair representation of me. So for everyone who has mad my really bad day a hell of a lot worse, here is a pic of me on holiday in Nice with my mates late last year. (I'm the one on the right by the way.

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This will probably make the horrible people on this board even worse, but I think it's only fair I defend myself in light of some pretty nasty comments.

still fat and ugly mate





























not really, that photo in the argus is a tad harsh on you!

 

[bright1064]

1064, is that your HAIR, or just the lining on your hood ?

I need to know.

The lining of my hood

 

[defrocked priest]

I think it's a smashing photo. You should get yourself an agent.

 

[Scoffers]

..or was it just because you kept farting?

 

[The Wookiee]

Not best pleased

My working day is now the subject of abuse from co-workers.

Brilliant!

Have you not got any friends

 

[Scotty Mac]

gold!

 

[bristolseagull]

gold!

Agreed!!

f***ing hilarious


i swapped tickets with Bright1064 last night- i was in the north stand, im GUTTED, all this media attention should be mine!

and im not FAT or UGLY......

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

I can see why you chose that avatar now. The real thing would have scared small children and women!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I can see why you chose that avatar now. The real thing would have scared small children and women!

Is it cos I is fat?

 

[The Wookiee]

Could of been worse, you could of chucked a sickie at work

 

[Lady Bracknell]

My commiserations, Bright. Every picture of me is HORRIBLE which is why I try and avoid cameras that I'm not controlling.

But it comes to something when a chap can't have a quiet pre-match snack without it making front page news. It's not as if you were eating a boiled baby burger.

Although on second thoughts, it was bought at Withdean, wasn't it?

 

[bright1064]

My commiserations, Bright. Every picture of me is HORRIBLE which is why I try and avoid cameras that I'm not controlling.

Believe me, if I'd have known they had been taking that picture I would have hid behind the seat or something.

 

[Munkfish]

the camera man obviously wanted a peice of you! maybe you have a stalker!

 

[bright1064]

The bloke needs to go on a diet and get a haircut - he is the disgrace, not I

Please see the pic I posted and shut the hell up.

As for my hair, it's not my hair you tool!

It's part of my f***ing coat.

Ever heard of a parker jacket?

 

[Mr Everyone]

Bright 106.4, you the man

 

[bright1064]

Bright 106.4, you the man

Don't know why? But thanks anyway!

 

[Storer68]

When did you get into the ground. i CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS EARLY ENOUGH FOR A PICTURE LIKE THAT. That picture cann't have been taken last night. Surely its too dark, even by six o'clock( and its 6.20 now, which is an hour and a half before a 7.45 kick off, and it is pitch black out there) to have that amount of light in an image un;less the Arsegas are using infa red cameras

 

[bright1064]

When did you get into the ground. i CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS EARLY ENOUGH FOR A PICTURE LIKE THAT. That picture cann't have been taken last night. Surely its too dark, even by six o'clock( and its 6.20 now, which is an hour and a half before a 7.45 kick off, and it is pitch black out there) to have that amount of light in an image un;less the Arsegas are using infa red cameras

It really was taken last night...

...I was there!

 

[NMH]

When did you get into the ground. i CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS EARLY ENOUGH FOR A PICTURE LIKE THAT. That picture cann't have been taken last night. Surely its too dark, even by six o'clock( and its 6.20 now, which is an hour and a half before a 7.45 kick off, and it is pitch black out there) to have that amount of light in an image un;less the Arsegas are using infa red cameras

UBER-fan alert.

REAL fans get to the 'Dean well early, for THEIR photo opportunities.

 

[bright1064]

UBER-fan alert.

REAL fans get to the 'Dean well early, for THEIR photo opportunities.

I came straight from work as it wasn't worth me going all the way back home.

That's why I was there that early