I am meeting the Wife's boss

[csider]

pull her, no matter what she looks like. f*** her in the wrongun' (although being palace is a wrongun') then pull out a palace shirt and wipe your cock on it and throw it back to her.....saying, 'thanks, but gotta go for a shit now'

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Just found out his rather a large chap

calling him a fat Palace **** wont be an exxageration then.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

pull her, no matter what she looks like. f*** her in the wrongun' (although being palace is a wrongun') then pull out a palace shirt and wipe your cock on it and throw it back to her.....saying, 'thanks, but gotta go for a shit now'

mmmmmmmmm csider sounds like you've done that before

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Laxative Chocolate, now that will keep him in the toilet for hours.

 

[Giraffe]

Be nice to his face (on the basis that he is your wife's boss) but inadvertantly slap him ocasionally, spill your drink over him, glass him over the head, trip him up. All possibly can be believed to be accidental