I am gone.....

[Dan Aitch]

Lose your car keys and get a taxi.

 

[BrianWade4]

Easy matey, have a nice bottle of red ..
When the big moment comes and you need to hold on think of something distracting ( maybe the semi bald fat idiot wSL), that always Clears your head ......

Then you are free to carry on and on ..

Sound advice fella.....

 

[BrianWade4]

11 years = 11 pints. You are drinking for love. X

Genuinely touched by that response

 

[BrianWade4]

Gonna dry bumsex..... Will report back

 

[BrianWade4]

maybe get a life,your out with your beloved of11 years but feel the need to go on a forum,sad very sad

To be fair, she went for a 'dirt'.

 

[Javeaseagull]

I was happily married for 30 years. My wife wasn't.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

My 34 anniversary coming up and I taking her to BHA quiz as a treat !!!

That's the stuff...you know how to treat a lady...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Gonna dry bumsex..... Will report back

Bated breath all round, then.

 

[BrianWade4]

Didn't go well. One of is feeling guilty. The other is snoring, over and out

 

[fat old seagull]

2 miles....the distance between Streatham South and Selhurst

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Roll her over and slip her a length right now, before the Viagra wears off

 

[Spicy]

Didn't go well. One of is feeling guilty. The other is snoring, over and out

You were enjoying a night with your wife and you created an NSC thread on which you posted 6 times. What a loser!! I am surprised she didn't fall asleep at dinner over your talk of obsession with football boards and the internet.

 

[Spicy]

Roll her over and slip her a length right now, before the Viagra wears off

Classy - bet you are interesting to spend a night with.

 

[Insel affe]

Gonna dry bumsex..... Will report back

I've heard its better if lubricated, rather than dry.........

 

[Insel affe]

Didn't go well. One of is feeling guilty. The other is snoring, over and out

So the dry bum sex was a none starter, maybe the wife was all tuckered out after messing about with the wine waiter's cork screw........

 

[Brighton TID]

I've heard its better if lubricated, rather than dry.........

KY?

 

[Mowgli37]

Didn't go well. One of is feeling guilty. The other is snoring, over and out

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Classy - bet you are interesting to spend a night with.

As it happens, the last (many, many) time(s) I had secks, I was on my own

 

[Spicy]

As it happens, the last (many, many) time(s) I had secks, I was on my own

Fair enough.

 

[Worthingite]

In the great words of [MENTION=17434]firemandan[/MENTION] - did you fold it in?