I am f***ing pissed off.

[Northstander]

NSC GOLD ...


*again....

 

[Dawsey]

Your kidding!! Virgo's Scottish Gran was planning to send her a Valentine's card

 

[Croydonbloke]

On Sunday my so called mate told me that he wouldnt knick my ex gf and he even told me he deleted her number but he didnt, then on tuesday she told me they where going to meet and then i was really pissed off, then they met and today she told me they where going out and shit. He doesnt care about anyone he cares about himself and tommorow if he comes anywhere near me he is going to get smacked in the nose.

Text HELP to 08980 565818. He must have one f***ing big nose if you can smack in it Kev.

 

[Kev the Ape]

, He aint good looking he looks more like a backend of a 1A bus.

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

And you're not interested in perverse scatological behaviour.. is that why you are so mad?

Brilliant!

 

[H2O]

And you're not interested in perverse scatological behaviour.. is that why you are so mad?

Think you could be right Muzzman she has let Kev's mate do her up the wrong 'un but obviously didnt let the ape boy

This looks like the start of a great thread

 

[Kev the Ape]

Think you could be right Muzzman she has let Kev's mate do her up the wrong 'un but obviously didnt let the ape boy

This looks like the start of a great thread

I didnt shag her.

 

[Marc]

 

[brighton rock]

I didnt shag her.

that why she is your ex she wanted a real man

 

[Gazwag]

Ring 0800 1111 they will be able to help

 

[wehatepalace]

I didnt shag her.

why was she fridgid kev or did she wanna wait till you was married

 

[The Large One]

How could she be your gf if you didn't shag her?

 

[The Wookiee]

he took my ex away if you want it that.

But she is your ex, so she is not yours to take away!

Bit out of order though your mate getting in there and stirring your porridge!

 

[wehatepalace]

How could she be your gf if you didn't shag her?

cos they held hands

 

[Muzzman]

How could she be your gf if you didn't shag her?

Maybe he tried but went floppy at the last moment.

 

[JJ McClure]

I didnt shag her.

So what did you get? A lick and a grope, a dry root, some hand action, a blowie, or did you just hold hands?

 

[bhafc4eva]

This kid never fails to suprise me. Next time ( if there is a next time ) put your birds number on here and see who can arrange to meet her first. We could even organise to gang bang her with you in a gimp costume tied up and not able to move watching her getting done from all angles.

 

[Muzzman]

We could even organise to gang bang her with you in a gimp costume tied up and not able to move watching her getting done from all angles.

Is this for the next NSC meet up?

 

[wehatepalace]

This kid never fails to suprise me. Next time ( if there is a next time ) put your birds number on here and see who can arrange to meet her first. We could even organise to gang bang her with you in a gimp costume tied up and not able to move watching her getting done from all angles.

 

[Old Goat]

Are you feeling better now Kev?