Hiyaaa boys and girls
I've just been having a toilet tete a tete with Mr Barber and I've got some mighty swell news. Our new Boss man will be Kenny Jackett, but that's not the best news, he's bringing my favourite player with him from Millwall, DANNY SHITTU!!!!
Now cheerio for now my good buddies, I'm off to visit Mr Holloway again. We're the bestest of buddies now, he even wants me to do his team talk again at wembley.
Hope Holloway uses you as a toothbrush & Jackett uses you as snuff you stupid turd!