How would you rather beat Palace in the play off final

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Kuipers Supporters Club

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Feb 10, 2009
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GOSBTS
1-0 down with 2 minuets to go, and score twice in a minute to win.

BEST.DAY.EVER.

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Just reading this thread is making me nervous!
 




murciagull

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Nov 27, 2006
886
Murcia
From what I understand the winner of the Championship playoff final give their share of the gate money to the losing finalist, would you be OK with us doing that for Palace?
 


BattFink

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Jan 31, 2012
399
Buggers Hole
For major "edge of your seat action"

1-0 down with an equalizer in the dying minutes of Injury time & then beat them at a penalty shootout

(Not looking forward to the consequences if we lose against palace in a play off - must stop making stupid bets)
 


Oddsocks

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May 1, 2012
70
Where's the option for "three-nil down at half-time, we smash in three goals in stoppage time to take it to extra-time, they score in the 120th minute, we equalise in the 121st, then we beat them 8-7 on penalties with Kuszczak scoring the winner and 40,000 of us sing the wanky Palace song just to rub salt into the wounds as they roll up their "next stop: Premier League" banner"?

I was gonna put that option out there, but I thought it was a bit obvious!
 






Postman Pat

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Jul 24, 2007
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Coldean
3-0 down after 25mins.

We pull one back just on the stroke of half-time, CMS.

On 70 mins, ball comes into Palace box, Murray leaps like a salmon and powers one into the far corner, and runs off celebrating with the Brighton players and is promptly subbed, when revealing an "agent Murray" vest. Punches Holloway for good measure. Follows up by kicking Parish in the nuts.

75 mins, introduction of Vicente, beats three Palace defenders and spanks one in off the underside of the bar.

77, 82, 85 - Ulloa completes his hat-trick in no time at all. Palace heads gone.

87, 89 - Barnes wraps up the game with a quick fire double.

92 - Dobbie begs Gus to not sell him to 'them'.

93 - Zaha receives 2nd yellow for diving.

94 - Final whistle.
 


SeagullSongs

And it's all gone quiet..
Oct 10, 2011
6,937
Southampton
3-0 down after 25mins.

We pull one back just on the stroke of half-time, CMS.

On 70 mins, ball comes into Palace box, Murray leaps like a salmon and powers one into the far corner, and runs off celebrating with the Brighton players and is promptly subbed, when revealing an "agent Murray" vest. Punches Holloway for good measure. Follows up by kicking Parish in the nuts.

75 mins, introduction of Vicente, beats three Palace defenders and spanks one in off the underside of the bar.

77, 82, 85 - Ulloa completes his hat-trick in no time at all. Palace heads gone.

87, 89 - Barnes wraps up the game with a quick fire double.

92 - Dobbie begs Gus to not sell him to 'them'.

93 - Zaha receives 2nd yellow for diving.

94 - Final whistle.

8-3? :lolol:
 






seagullsovergrimsby

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Aug 21, 2005
43,933
Crap Town
From what I understand the winner of the Championship playoff final give their share of the gate money to the losing finalist, would you be OK with us doing that for Palace?

It would give them enough dosh to buy Dobbie. :smile:
 


Oct 25, 2003
23,964
murray last minute own goal which didn't really cross the line, or murray committing a last minute foul (but its a blatant dive) for a 1-0 win definitely

i want there to be some form of INJUSTICE
 


DavidinSouthampton

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Jan 3, 2012
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murray last minute own goal which didn't really cross the line, or murray committing a last minute foul (but its a blatant dive) for a 1-0 win definitely

i want there to be some form of INJUSTICE

I would rather have some form of humiliation
 




pog5

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Oct 28, 2012
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i am palace, and have though about a play off final against you lot.
If im honest i hope it doesnt happen. Can you imagine the pain and suffering one of us would have. It would be the worst pain i have had watching football for 45 years, if we lost Im am sure some of you lot must be thinking the same
 


Oct 25, 2003
23,964
i am palace, and have though about a play off final against you lot.
If im honest i hope it doesnt happen. Can you imagine the pain and suffering one of us would have. It would be the worst pain i have had watching football for 45 years, if we lost Im am sure some of you lot must be thinking the same

agreed, a play-off final is hard enough as it is, without adding in the extra torture of it being against your rivals
 


PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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6-0 up after 20 mins. Then 70 mins passing between the back 4 and bridcutt
 






CPFC G

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Dec 24, 2011
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Surely you lot would want an 11-1 win?!

That would make up for the 5-0, 3-0, 3-1 :D
 




FinchleyEagle

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Nov 19, 2012
232
IF Brighton had to beat us in a play-off final, the only way I could accept it is if Brighton played football so stunning that pundits and neutrals were purring about it and 'they would have beaten anyone that day' before going into a drunken stupor in an attempt to make sense of how on earth that happened.

The score would be irrelevant.
 






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