How will you MOAN once the transfer window SLAMS shut?

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

We may as well face it there has been a lot of moaning and whinging all summer on NSC and it's all been building up to the closing of the transfer window. Regardless of what happens over the next seven hours there is going to be torrents of moaning/whinging/bedwetting/being a 'realist' over the next few days.

So, what will you moan about(to save you the bother.. [MENTION=34997]Your Mum[/MENTION])? Will it be the lack of a striker signing? Or perhaps the striker we sign is no good. Or maybe you'll moan about paying over the odds for the player? Or not signing him sooner? Or do you think we should have signed more strikers than we did?

 

[Dave the OAP]

i will skweeem and skweeem until I am sick all over the keyboard

 

[Icy Gull]

Hopefully I will be moaning in pleasure when we sign our world class striker at the 11th hour.

 

[Easy 10]

I will just throw back my head and let out a long, guttural HOWL, rather like Chewbacca's tragic lament when Han Solo is first encased in his cryogenic sarcophagus.

 

[Whoislloydy]

If we don't sign a striker i don't think any of those options will quite cover it

 

[brakespear]

I am not convinced signing Chewbacca would really add PACE to the frontline. Although, perhaps the added height would make us dangerous from corners and set pieces. I am concerned with his potential disciplinary record due to his temper.

'Let the Wookie win'

 

[Bob'n'weave]

I am not convinced signing Chewbacca would really add PACE to the frontline. Although, perhaps the added height would make us dangerous from corners and set pieces. I am concerned with his potential disciplinary record due to his temper.

Nothing wrong with a few limbs being torn off, grass roots and all that.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

If we don't sign a striker i don't think any of those options will quite cover it

Surely 'Oh NO! WE didn't sign a striker!' would cover us not signing a striker?

 

[Arthur]

Where is the option for Your Mum?

 

[Marshy]

"Oh well" will be my response if we dont get a striker in.

 

[seagull_special]

I will moan like I just slammed my gonads in the door and found out that we have re-signed Billy Paynter.

 

[Napper]

I will play bullshit bingo with the statement that gets put out.

 

[neilbard]

"Oh well" will be my response if we dont get a striker in.

More like "Oh well we're f**ked"

 

[Easy 10]

I will play bullshit bingo with the statement that gets put out.

"As a manager of course you always want more additions, but we're very happy with what we have..."

 

[Trigger]

"As a manager of course you always want more additions, but we're very happy with one fit striker that couldn't hit a cows backside with a banjo at this level...."

Edited a bit.

 

[neilbard]

Mr. Barber at 11pm typing his excuses!

 

[BBassic]

International break.

Means this place, and Twitter, will be nothing but moaning about our transfer activity without the possibility of it being mercifully broken up with some moaning about a player's performance in a game.

Roll on West Brom I say!

 

[Weststander]

Edited a bit.

 

[Is it PotG?]

International break.

Means this place, and Twitter, will be nothing but moaning about our transfer activity without the possibility of it being mercifully broken up with some moaning about a player's performance in a game.

Roll on West Brom I say!

Is the correct answer in this instance.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Half the worlds starving, I'll shrug my shoulder's (and like most problems I encounter) hope everything works out