I will buy a huge f***-off tractor that belches out thick monoxide while spraying flourocarbons from both fists and fly-tipping all my rubbish as I go.
That’ll be nice Das, I’ll bring a wicker hamper for two if you like then we can have a picnic before the game? We can hold hands too, it will be beautiful.
Possibly bus all the way from Crowborough high above the clouds to just outside the stadium, unfortunately no loos on the bus. Maybe car to Lewes and train or await several decades for the Lewes - Uckfield line to be reinstated and go direct from Crowborough by rail.
I'd like to move back south before Falmer is built, but failing that, my trip to Falmer will be as follows (I live I Wolverhampton City Centre):
Drive to M6 (via A454 and Black country route)
Take M42 just after Birmingham,
Take M40
Come off M40 and take M25,
Come off at Leatherhead and take A24 - Littlehampton.
Stay at Parents overnight.
Get train to Falmer for match.