[Albion] How will Glenn Murray react if he scores for the Albion against Palace at the Amex?

[Bozza]

He likes a goal celebration, our Glenn, apart from when he scored against us.

What do you think he'll do?

 

[Megazone]

He'll run up to the the PaLLLLLLLace end and faint due to the stench of their fans.

(why is PaLLLLLLLace not being spelt properly on NSC?)

Correction: I've just worked it out. The misspelling makes total sense now. It's going to be a long name come xmas!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

He'll dive into the North Stand and crowd surf like Baldock.

 

[Commander]

Run the entire length of the pitch over to the Palace fans, cupping his ear as he runs all the way past them, before finishing with a somersault ending up with both his fingers stuck up at them, and then spitting into the crowd.

(He won’t celebrate).


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[WATFORD zero]

I think it will be a normal celebration but voted for ballistic, over the top, apeshit. Wouldn't that be great

 

[Brok]

He is a gentleman, he knows exactly how to conduct himself.

 

[Bozza]

I think it will be a normal celebration but voted for ballistic, over the top, apeshit. Wouldn't that be great

It would.

For those still on the Murray fence, it would be the final act required to indicate that it was just a horrible mistake and we should all put it behind us.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

 

[LlcoolJ]

I'd like to see a length of the pitch run (Brum away) but to the PaLLLLLLLace fans. Like ex PaLLLLLLLace hero Emmanuel "Barn Door" Adebayor did for City v Arsenal. Although he'd probably get banned so this will stay as an amusing fantasy.

 

[gripper stebson]

He won't.

We are gonna lose to Palace. It's the way it has to be. This will then kick start their revival and begin our slump.

Have a nice weekend.

 

[Jimmehh]

Will it be against PaLLLLLLLLLLLLLace? Or some variant?

 

[Giraffe]

Assuming its in front of the smelly ones then I think he will drop his shorts to reveal his manhood in the shape of a seagull. The said Seagull/manhood will bounce around screeching seagulls seagulls seagulls. When Murray receives a yellow card or a red card for the celebration he will charge into the PaLLLLLLLace fans Cantona style and kill three stone cold immediately, the rest of the PaLLLLLLLace fans will run and run as they always have done. Glenn will then jog off towards the West Stand, Liz Costa will scream at the sight of the Seagull manhood, Chris will shake him warmly by the hand and the West Stand will combust in a mass of streamers, paper and general shit.

If its a goal in the North Stand, all of the above, but Glenn has to run the length of the pitch first.

ps) I voted for the third option.

 

[studio150]

Stoppage time penalty (7-0) at the South End, he runs to his left going mad in front of the entirely empty away area, as the Palace faithful left after the 5th was scored in the 23rd minute.

We can all dream

 

[Buzzer]

Flicking Vs at the Palace crowd à la Alan Mullery. That would be my idea of heaven.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Flicking Vs at the Palace crowd à la Alan Mullery. That would be my idea of heaven.

Before picking up the coins they've LUZZED at him and chucking them on the floor #notevenworththat.

 

[Pavilionaire]

He'll score a last minute winner at their end, run over to their fans, nick a scarf off some kid, pretend to wipe his arse with it, throw it back into their unwashed masses then throw himself into the South-West corner and crowd-surf back to the halfway line.

 

[Easy 10]

I don't think he'll go in the slightest bit mental. He'll just have an overwhelming feeling of relief, as frankly, it'd be bloody embarrassing if he DIDN'T score against them. Humiliating even.

 

[The Optimist]

Like ex PaLLLLLLLace hero Emmanuel "Barn Door" Adebayor did for City v Arsenal.

This is exactly what came to mind for me!

 

[Icy Gull]

He'll dive into the North Stand and crowd surf like Baldock.

I do hope not, do you not realise how badly injured Baldock got doing that and then running around Brighton?

 

[Taybha]

I kinda hope it will be like this , .... please note the chap in the clip is not Glen Murray ...... honestly .