How unfit was Dixon?

[Skint Gull]

had it on very good authority. lucky bastard!

Some things are more important than a football career, Miss Valance would definitely be one of them!

 

[Silent Bob]

Probably suffering severe groin strain.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Are you shitting me big man? No way!

Perhaps the thought of being a WAG to a Conference South player might not appeal to her?

 

[Gritt23]

apparently he's dating one holly valance. you heard it here first

Wow, at at one stroke (no pun intended) he instantly becomes a bit of a legend in my mind. A legend of Perry Digweed proportions. And who was that tall striker who dated a Page 3 model?

 

[Grassman]

Was that Andy Kennedy? Or Jamie Moralee? Mmmmh.

Still, no one did better than Teddy Maybank - didn't he date a Miss World?