How To Taunt Iranian Fans.....

[Easy 10]

"You can stick your f***ing Jihad up your arse"

 

[CHAPPERS]

'Does the scientist in charge of enriching uranium for use in developing nuclear bombs know you're here?''

And if we're winning..

'One nil to the repsectable member of the International Atomic Energy Agency'

That should ANNOY them.

 

[lost in london]

Burkha, Burka, with hope in your hearts
But you'll ne - ver see her face, you'll ne - ver see her face.

 

[Vicar!]

Keep em coming! I actually have tickets for their opening game. Will report back. We, Ireland, played them last time around in the play offs.

I didn't go but there are some lovely stories going around about Iranian women being smuggled into our section, wearing Ireland shirts, and the authorities couldn't do a thing about it.

Well done boys!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I take it the dissenters all went to the same doctor for humour bypass surgery? There is a massive difference between off colour jokes such as these and out and out racism. I didn't see you jumping all over the threads with jokes about Irish/Gays/Women etc.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

For the same reason you can taunt someone for their politics, ypu are not born with your belief system. You are born with your ethnicity and to a large extent your sexuality. BTW not all Iranians are actually muslims.

Something like 10,000 Jews live in Iran

 

[Easy 10]

"Sing when you're fasting, you only sing when you're fasting"

"Theres landmines there, theres landmines there" (additional marks for pointing)

 

[looney]

2 Gulf wars and 1 Embassy seige do da, do da.

 

[looney]

We can see you blowing up, we can see you blowing up.

 

[Goodfella]

Your'e fat so you.....mu-slim

 

[CHAPPERS]

2 Gulf wars and 1 Embassy seige do da, do da.

 

[looney]

In your Tehran slums, in your tehran slums,

you look through the synagogues for someone to kill,

you blow yourself up and you think its a frill,

In your Tehran slums.

 

[ILOVEBHA]

I think this thread should be closed down .

You have had your fun at the expense of another nation and if this was a thread on Black or gay people it would have been closed down long ago and the culprits banned.

 

[lost in london]

I think this thread should be closed down .

You have had your fun at the expense of another nation and if this was a thread on Black or gay people it would have been closed down long ago and the culprits banned.

Oh get over yourself, it's funny cos it's true!

 

[Barry Izbak]

I think this thread should be closed down .

You have had your fun at the expense of another nation and if this was a thread on Black or gay people it would have been closed down long ago and the culprits banned.

You could start a thread on hear about every single team at the World Cup and get just as many witty / sick and plain funny comments.

Who shall we do next Germany ? USA ? England ?

(I've been chuckling all day about "Get your face out for the lads")

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

One nil to the Infidel
One nil to the Infidel

 

[Hiney]

You could start a thread on hear about every single team at the World Cup and get just as many witty / sick and plain funny comments.

Who shall we do next Germany ? USA ? England ?

(I've been chuckling all day about "Get your face out for the lads")

Germany

Let's do it

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Germany

Let's do it

Thousand year rheich ,yer avin a laugh!
Thousand year rheich ,yer avin a laugh!

 

[Barry Izbak]

If you all went to Poland clap your hands

 

[Lokki 7]

(I've been chuckling all day about "Get your face out for the lads")

That is by far the best. I'm led to believe it came from a Millwall messageboard after it was announced the club had arranged a pre-season friendly at home to Iran before the start of this season.
Although the fact that someone thought it would be a good idea for Millwall to play at home to Iran is even funnier. (The game was eventually called off after the U.N peacekeeping force were repelled somewhere along the Old Kent Road.)