how to remove a 'D' lock

[bristolseagull]

ok i had an unfortunate accident the other day which resulted in me losing my keys, on the bunch was my one and only 'D' lock key, the lock is now securing my vespa- which is great, only i now cant get it off, i tried a hack saw, which, surprisingly enough failed miserably. any ideas??

 

[Fluffster]

ok i had an unfortunate accident the other day which resulted in me losing my keys

Yeah of course you did.

 

[JAMC]

Dynamite the fucker!!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Thats funny.

 

[y2dave]

Disc cutter will probably do it. wear goggles though

 

[Gary Nelson]

Are you a complete ****?
first of all your bird see's your posting's about shagging other birds
Secondly you crash your brand new vespa
Thirdly you lose you keys!!
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[Sam]

wait for it to rust

 

[Dunkstar]

Semtex?

 

[marvin]

Who cares? if you're twat enough to ride a vespa does anyone give a shit? Leave it where it is and invest in a Motorbike!

 

[Dunkstar]

Or get a mate to bash it up and claim on the insurance!

 

[nwgull]

You could try bending it by using a car jack in between the lock, apparently if you manage to bend it enough it will pop out.

Otherwise try a locksmith maybe?

 

[REDLAND]

I broken 1 in half with a car jack in the middle, just crank it till it busts !!!

 

[Yorkie]

My husband said try drilling the lock out

 

[Happy Seagull]

You used to be able to buy liquid nitrogen in a can. Spray that onto the lock and then smash it with a hammer

 

[JAMC]

liquid nitrogen

You some sort of safe cracker?

 

[Brightonfan1983]

You used to be able to buy liquid nitrogen in a can. Spray that onto the lock and then smash it with a hammer

They used to do that in America in the early nineties.

I had a bike nicked - they left the d-lock attached to the railings. Bloody clever b*stards.

 

[NMH]

You used to be able to buy liquid nitrogen in a can. Spray that onto the lock and then smash it with a hammer

Spray-cans of 'freon' air-conditioning refill used to freeze car alarms and make locks brittle . The car jack sounds like it should work though.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

You used to be able to buy liquid nitrogen in a can. Spray that onto the lock and then smash it with a hammer

dont get it on your fingers or they will crack off as well.

 

[Eggmundo]

Load the Vespa in a van, drive to Millfield in Sompting, unload the vespa, turn your back, Daaa daa...the lock will dissapear (although you may never see the Vespa again)

 

[seagullsslimjim]

Drag it to Whitehawk, and come back the next morning