Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I think we need to push hard for an all-round "Matchday Experience" at Falmer, with the match itself being the climax, the centrepiece of the day. We should be encouraging fans to be turning up at Falmer hours in advance, and hanging around like a bad smell well into Saturday night. Here's a few ideas completely off the top of my head.
Pre-Match entertainment:
* Saturday matinee's on our giant jumbo-screen inside the stadium.
* Car boot sales and programme fayres in the car park
* A mini roller-coaster running around the stand roofs
* A Big Wheel behind the main stand
* "Pin the Seagull on the NIMBY", where a Falmer resident is strung up outside the ground, and blindfolded fans attempt to jab them in the nether-regions with a rusty nail holding a seagull
Post-Match entertainment:
* Greyhounds. Have a track running around the pitch, and within an hour of the final whistle, wheel out the traps and have a night of gambling on the dogs
* Giant karaoke. Using our jumbo-screen for the words, and a microphone linked to the tannoy, invite fans to belt out their favourite songs. A dancefloor in the penalty area could also be an option.
* Falmer "Bat-Hunt". Invite fans to stay behind till twilight and see how many bats can be hunted down in the area. Free tickets to the next match up for grabs for any bats successfully captured.
So many possibilities to pull those crowds in. I could be there all day.
Pre-Match entertainment:
* Saturday matinee's on our giant jumbo-screen inside the stadium.
* Car boot sales and programme fayres in the car park
* A mini roller-coaster running around the stand roofs
* A Big Wheel behind the main stand
* "Pin the Seagull on the NIMBY", where a Falmer resident is strung up outside the ground, and blindfolded fans attempt to jab them in the nether-regions with a rusty nail holding a seagull
Post-Match entertainment:
* Greyhounds. Have a track running around the pitch, and within an hour of the final whistle, wheel out the traps and have a night of gambling on the dogs
* Giant karaoke. Using our jumbo-screen for the words, and a microphone linked to the tannoy, invite fans to belt out their favourite songs. A dancefloor in the penalty area could also be an option.
* Falmer "Bat-Hunt". Invite fans to stay behind till twilight and see how many bats can be hunted down in the area. Free tickets to the next match up for grabs for any bats successfully captured.
So many possibilities to pull those crowds in. I could be there all day.