He scores one free-kick on average every 26,5 games so lets take a chill pill before subbing the goalie, lining up with no wall and putting 11 players on the goal line if they get a free-kick somewhere.
Whilst he's setting it up, point to the stands to distract him mentioning how nice it is to have fans back etc etc.
Whilst everyone looks over contentedly, replace the ball with a balloon.
Don't give away silly fouls on the edge of the area.
Foul early (high up the pitch) and foul cynically. Share the bookings. Don't lose possession cheaply.
Easy.
Don't give away silly fouls on the edge of the area.
Foul early (high up the pitch) and foul cynically. Share the bookings. Don't lose possession cheaply.
Easy.