How to cope with an extremely boring Cup Final on the telly

[Screaming J]

1) Watch the game with your Specs off
2) Pretend the team in blue is Brighton
3) We won! Great finish by Baz, although I reckon subbing Cox at half time was a tactical misjudgement.

 

[Icy Gull]

Not give a shit who wins and therefore not really concentrate.

 

[Stinky Kat]

is the game over yet? what happened?

 

[Yorkie]

is the game over yet? what happened?

Not a lot.

 

[Kenhead]

I spent most of the game just chatting to people

 

[Trigger]

I watched the test match.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

drink 1 1\2 bottles of rose
1 bottle of cider(before)
and 4 beers



trust me. that made it BRILLIANT

 

[pasty]

Fell asleep on the couch during first half. Second half marginally better, so just dozed on and off.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I booked my flights to Australia for next January

 

[Kenhead]

Apparently the cup final got an average of 7.0 million viewers with 11.5 million tuning in for the final fifteen minutes.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Sporting events which hold no events are best listened to through the tv while a book is read, or a cryptic crossword grasps attention. Like golf or cricket or snooker, or the quarter-hour intro to erotic thrillers. Turn away from your rag, no matter it's intellect or thickness, when a crowd, or booby murderer, from something you're not looking at screams, and take a brief interest.