How Tight Are You?

[catfish]

My Scottish neighbour was prosecuted for having sex with his cat.

The judge threw it out of court saying he'd never heard of a Scotsman putting anything in the kitty.

 

[driller]

You could lose your watch up me

Your mum

 

[sjamesb3466]

Your mum

No, my mum used to do the edging round the lawn after parties.