How Tight Are You?

[Cheeky Monkey]

Please list any examples of extreme parsimony here.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Nothing expansive gone up there in 52 years, so I'm extremely tight.

 

[Whitechapel]

Two fingers can be a bit of a struggle, but achievable.

 

[Ernest]

I buy a FAKE replica shirt to SAVE FORTY quid on an official one

 

[sjamesb3466]

You could lose your watch up me

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

I wouldn't GIVE a door a bang.

 

[neilbard]

 

[el punal]

It never ceases to amaze me that if you're tight you always have loose change. Weird.

 

[el punal]

You could lose your watch up me

Do you need a second hand?

 

[Is it PotG?]

In our house it is a written rule that both sides of the toilet roll need to be used.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I dropped a pound coin the other day, it hit me on the back of the head when I went to pick it up!

 

[grubbyhands]

I don't wear braces 'cos they give.

 

[grubbyhands]

I turn the gas off while I turn the bacon over.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

I dropped a pound coin the other day, it hit me on the back of the head when I went to pick it up!

took me a while, that one. Maybe would be funnier with 20p

 

[Badger]

I only gave a 12% tip in a restaurant in the US last week. I might as well have punched the server in the face.

 

[albionfan37]

Me and a mate invented copper wire fighting over a penny

 

[Birdie Boy]

Tight as a nuns... Unless I win £123m tonight!

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[Triggaaar]

How Tight Are You?

Please list any examples of extreme parsimony here.

How much are you paying?

 

[Jack Straw]

...as a submarine door.

 

[Saltydog]

Wet or dry? It makes a difference....err.....

.....so 'er indoors tells me