I left my dad at -9 months and i moved out of my mum when i was about 0.3 seconds old.
Lived in an alternative house to my dad when he died after 10 years of my life and a different home to my mum on my 18th birthday when i could sign on and get housing benefit with lower-case dope dealers. Now i'm 31 and my girlfriend is kind of my mum. At least with them dairy nipples anyway.