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How old is too old?

Is it okay to shag a woman, provided she is younger than your mum?

  • Yes, MILFmungus fun can be had, and she is bound to be grateful

    Votes: 28 60.9%
  • No, can you imagine flossing with GREY pubes in the morning?

    Votes: 18 39.1%

  • Total voters
    46








Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
BarrelofFun said:
:lol: Which one were you aiming for or was it just down to luck who was one screen at the point of climax?
Oh Blanche, obviously.

I just like the way she says "Hunneh" in that texan drawl.
 




SurreySeagulls

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
2,465
Guildford
El Presidente said:
My mate the Ginger Prince (Mark II) confessed to shagging a woman of 57. He is 36.

When pressed on the issue, he claimed in his defence that it was okay "provided she is younger than his mother" (who is 61).

Is he right in what he says (although by all accounts he won BOTH his brown and silver wings that night), or is he just a desperate granny grabber?

Remember the old saying

Young enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
 




Rougvie

Rising Damp
Aug 29, 2003
5,131
Hove, f***ing ACTUALLY.
Some older women are not only fit, but EXTREMELY dirty into the bargain.

44 when I was 18 is my best atempt.
 


dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Older the better.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
This is getting close to NSC gold territory.
 




El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
40,016
Pattknull med Haksprut
When I was 21 there was a 45 year old woman in the office who was filth and a major bunny boiler. She tried it on with me (and I ran away before she got too close), as well as one of the girls in the office too.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
On holiday in Mexico I met a Canadian woman who was on holiday with her daughter, have to say that the thought of a double tag did enter my head. The mother was aged about 42 or 43 and was very respectable, her daughter was 19 and equally charming, at the time I was 31 so I don't think many eyebrows would have been raised if I had scored with either or both of them.
 


British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,974
If they're old enough to be your Mother or young enough to be your Daughter it's a bit like playing the generation game!

Good game!
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
British Bulldog said:
If they're old enough to be your Mother or young enough to be your Daughter it's a bit like playing the generation game!

Good game!

agreed

as long as they are decent, i see no problem with age
 


Yoda

English & European
El Presidente said:
My mate the Ginger Prince (Mark II) confessed to shagging a woman of 57. He is 36.

When pressed on the issue, he claimed in his defence that it was okay "provided she is younger than his mother" (who is 61).

Is he right in what he says (although by all accounts he won BOTH his brown and silver wings that night), or is he just a desperate granny grabber?

Not at all.

I'm 26 and my girlfriend is 34. She has a sister of 42(?) and her other half is about 28.
 






D

Deleted User X18H

Guest
When I was 17 I shagged (more than once) a 28 year old who worked at the Spar at The Grenadier she was not that attractive but had a filth dirty bitch I will do anything type appeal.

She was no where near as attractive as my 17 year old girl friend at the time. Who didn't find out ..........just!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Skint Gull

New member
Jul 27, 2003
2,980
Watchin the boats go by
Scotty M said:
i think the 'younger than your mother' rule is the most important thing in this instance


That sounds reasonable except i pulled a 35 year old at the weekend (I'm 23) who was stunning to look at, but not so stunning to touch so after that i know for a fact i wouldn't go anywhere near a 56 year old! :eek: :eek:
 


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