[Humour] How much to take the piss when dog-sitting?

[Petunia]

Did you remember to feed the dog?

Yep, mainly because we’ve got ours here too!

I’ve even remembered to feed the grandson’s fish every morning even though he apparently told his dad they would need to phone Nana everyday “cos old people forget things”

 

[herecomesaregular]

Have you checked for doggy cams or hidden cameras even. You might be being surveilled.

Also don't rule out invisible thread taped across doorways to bedrooms etc because if she sees it's broken when she gets back she'll know which rooms you've been snooping in.

I wasn't worried, I know I look good in my loungewear of budgie smugglers and stockings. No thread tape as there were half a dozen people milling about the small flat after I arrived and before they all left. I was a good boy and stayed out of the bedroom, despite some curiosity from the voices. Restricted myself to the lounge, kitchen and just one dump in the loo, although the dog stank the place out anyway (don't give cheap food to dogs, folks..). Netflix history will show I did watch some of the Dahmer series though.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I normally clean up at that point

I rarely go looking for the “toys” draw; my imagination is more exciting .