Got my daughter and her tosspot other half coming over, they think I've spent 800 quid but in fact I got the lot from Poundland, still gonna ask him for a hundred towards it though.
Hmmm you could be in trouble when the fireworks go off..
Not spent anything on them this year, seems even Mini has lost interest now
You CAN come to my BONFIRE Fancy Dress party tomorrow NIGHT. I am GOING as Jimmy Savile and my MATE Terry is going as FREDDIE Starr (Adolf HITLER version)
Wrap up Ernest! I dont want you to catch a chill!
Think he has some old jacket for starting the fire
Are YOU coming tomorrow ? WE have a PETE Townshend OUTFIT you can wear
You are transcending the bounds of taste dear boy - stop it
My pal Clive is GOING as Fred WEST
Any more of this nonsense and you will be visiting the NSC cooler