How much for BZ? Have a guess....

[Artois]

Have a guess. We'll see who's right at 2pm.



I reckon £2 million plus up to another £500,000 based on appearances etc.

 

[Mullers]

Not much! They are a bunch of Yids!

 

[Yorkie]

2.75 million

 

[dwayne]

2.5m

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

£1.5m going up to £2.25m based on appearances (and another £750k if Spurs win the Prem with him - ha ha)

 

[Simster]

£2.4m + £200k on 50 appearances + 10% sell on.

 

[Marshy]

1.75 rising to 2 million.

 

[Artois]

How I'd love it if we had a sell on percentage.

 

[DTES]

1.5mil + 500k based on appearances

 

[Wilts]

Sky Sports reckon Bobby's agent has said to them "not as much as Everton bid", which means (a) its not £3m. and (b), surely they would have said "its nowhere near as much as Everton" if it was £1.5m.

So on that bit of (shite) analysis, I reckon £2m up front, and £400,000 on appearances. Probably a 25% sell-on clause or summat.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

2.3mill

 

[Trigger]

£1m up front, 500k after certain amount of appearances another 500k if he plays for England + They pay the sell on clause to Brizzle Rovers.

 

[Mental Lental]

2.25 million up front, increasing to 3 mill based on appearances/international caps.

20% sell on clause.

 

[Bald Gull]

£1.5mil up front plus £500k based on appearances.

20% sell-on clause

 

[Seagull Pete]

£1.5m nothing else. We have been stitched up. They have got a bargain. What is Knight doing??!!!!

 

[Wozza]

£1.5m. Extra £500K based on Spurs appearances. Extra £1m based on Endland appearances. No sell-on clause. Pre-season friendly next summer.

 

[Blackadder]

£1.5mil up front plus £500k based on appearances for Spurs.

Further £250k - £500k based on England appearances.

10% sell-on clause

 

[jimmy hill's chin]

2.15m

 

[Robot Chicken]

£1,750,000 with appearance fees and a bonus if he wins an England cap within three years (£2m maximum) plus Bristol Rovers being paid £250,000 for services rendered (out of contract...)