[Albion] How much do you want us to stay up? For poll fans.

[Winker]

I love the fact that at last two people are ready to sacrifice a family member to stay up. Wouldn't it be extraordinary if they both had the same person in mind.....Could it possibly be that the fragrant Mary Archer and her delightful children are NSC members?

That was my option, providing it was a close blood relative who was carrying an organ donor card. So we would stay up and I would retain a full compliment of organs.
Needless to say I would ask the club if we could have a minutes applause at the next game for my lost relative. So all's well that ends well.

 

[hart's shirt]

"I'd rather we in the cup"

I've heard of the Cup being filled with champagne by the victorious team, but this option sounds a little unsavoury at best.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

That was my option, providing it was a close blood relative who was carrying an organ donor card. So we would stay up and I would retain a full compliment of organs.
Needless to say I would ask the club if we could have a minutes applause at the next game for my lost relative. So all's well that ends well.

 

[AmexRuislip]

This this this

 

[BNthree]

I love the fact that at last two people are ready to sacrifice a family member to stay up. Wouldn't it be extraordinary if they both had the same person in mind.....

Maybe it is Ben and his Dad??

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Maybe it is Ben and his Dad??

 

[Weststander]

I am sure that last year I recall a poster showing that it is by no means a given that relegated teams go straight up, even with the retention of players who have PL experience and parachute payments. Plus TB loses millions whilst we play in the Championship, and it is unreasonable to expect him to keep pumping cash in, however much we might like the sheer unpredictability of that league. We must stay up this year and then continue to build with the huge payments.

Staying up is everything. PB said exactly that.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'd quite happily sacrifice a kidney or testicle.........as long as they're not mine

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Staying up is everything. PB said exactly that.

I love the way my drivelling load of shit post has been turned into a serious debate. Anyone who doubts the existence of the scientific process of evolution, now.....well....

 

[Sirnormangall]

We should all want to stay up - why wouldn’t you want your team to be playing in the best league in the world?

 

[oldboyroy]

not caring about us staying up is unreal only way to progress get better quality players and repay some of Tonys money is to stay up...as for the cup that's serious too a place in Europe for the winners providing it's not at a cost of relegation

 

[wigman]

I would follow the club if we played in the Cuckfield Promotional League division 9.
Tony Bloom is our messiah, and I would like to see him get a little return on his vast investment.

 

[Gabbafella]

I voted that I'd happily lose a kidney and a member of my family, but I'm not 100% on the kidney.

 

[Seasidesage]

As long as I get to choose which member of the family

Oh and the method...

 

[Diablo]

As ridiculous post/polls go this is prob up there amongst the most ridiculous.....However if we are talking kidneys(love them) I would not give up mine from a fry up Breakfast !!!

 

[studio150]

I willing to forgo all future polls if we stay up

 

[BensGrandad]

Ridiculous poll options so didnt vote suffice to say that staying up is everything to me.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

How much do you want us to stay up? This is the ultimate poll, and is prepared as a tribute to the frivolous poll posters of NSC.

This poll fixation of yours is becoming is becoming unhealthy.....

....however....an ovary from me. I wouldn’t miss it, and BHA are very welcome to it. Perhaps they could put it in their trophy cabinet in place of the FA Cup.

If I had testicles, however, I don’t think I’d have been so keen - a missing testicle would, I imagine, be more likely to draw comment.