[Football] How much are you worth in todays transfer market?

[Gabbafella]

I lied like a hairy egg and still only managed to be worth £24m.
In all honesty I was actually worth 2p.

 

[TheBigUnit]

£3.17

 

[bhawoddy]

0.09p

FFS- I was a baller

 

[Chicken Run]

Zilch

 

[Norman Potting]

An out of date money off voucher found down the back of a drawer

 

[Normski1989]

£4.26. I'll take it.

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[DavidRyder]

I'm worth £0 - 'Free Transfer' sounds better!

 

[maffew]

0.00 GBP how does that work

 

[glasfryn]

5p

 

[DavidRyder]

5p��

Still one of the most valuable players on here!

 

[goldstone68]

I am worth sweet F. A .

 

[RandyWanger]

£0.75

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'm not going to humiliate myself by going through an online process - I KNOW what I'm worth ....

 

[pearl]

glue factory, not even getting the bus fare

 

[Giraffe]

£0.00 too old. Ageist.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'm not going to humiliate myself by going through an online process - I KNOW what I'm worth ....


Okay, okay, I succumb - did the test and it came up 34.87 - I thought, Not Bad ....

Then I saw this was my BMI

Then when I answered that I was a defender the cheeky git said: "Too slow to play in midfield, too shit to play up top" - How very dare you ....

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

41 year old me is worth zilch. 25 year old me was worth 24 quid. Glad to see I've not really wasted my football career...

 

[Kazenga <3]

£301.41 Which makes limited sense given I haven’t played a competitive match since I was 16.

 

[BBassic]

£0.09

The game's gone mad if I'm worth 9p

 

[Greg Bobkin]

First time I got nowt, so I had another go: