[Football] How much are you worth in todays transfer market?

[Mellotron]

£5.28

Would get me lunch at least.

 

[Diablo]

£8,432,453.84

I have massaged most of the answers,,,,

corrected for you !!

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

10p. Absolute bollocks. And after praising me for having the perfect BMI for a footballer as well.

Must purely be on my over-the-hillness - I'm 32

 

[StonehamPark]

41.13
I'll send Barber an email, I'm available.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

£2,764,338.60 for me
















*If i was a 21 year old Premier League player who was over 6ft and the perfect BMI for the profession.

I'm actually worth £0.00 and i still think that's an over-inflated price.

 

[martin tyler]

£26.71

 

[madinthehead]

£0.03

 

[fleet]

£0.00

 

[Me and my Monkey]

£0.00! What a bargain! Quick, Chris, snap me up!!

 

[darkwolf666]

Nowt - but at least my BMI is less than my age!!!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Minus £10

 

[AZ Gull]

10p. Absolute bollocks. And after praising me for having the perfect BMI for a footballer as well.

Must purely be on my over-the-hillness - I'm 32

They valued me at 0.0p despite also having the perfect BMI for a footballer.

I can only assume their valuation is based upon my age (49) - have the cretins never heard of Stanley Matthews?

 

[Durlston]

In thirty seconds I felt like a footballer tonight with Manchester City winning and BTTS. Doncaster Rovers unbelievably scored at the same time in the 96th minute too at Scunthorpe to complete my goals galore. That type of luck almost always goes AGAINST me. Shame I didn't get noshed off by a WAG though in the thirty seconds.

 

[pasty]

HURRUMPH! £0.00

Ok, so a 52 year old, overweight, smoker is not necessarily the ideal left back, but surely not zero

 

[Exile]

20p. Woohoo

 

[Durlston]

B*ll*cks. The only thing against me was my age. Perfect height though at 5ft 11'. Dependable left back/wing when I was younger.

3p.

 

[Geoffbn2]

£ 0.00 but my height and weight were good for a footballer, suppose being 48 and not actually played much football was slightly against me.

 

[Durlston]

10p. Absolute bollocks. And after praising me for having the perfect BMI for a footballer as well.

Must purely be on my over-the-hillness - I'm 32

Teddy Sheringham was 41 when he was still scoring goals for West Ham in the Premier League. There's always hope.

 

[hart's shirt]

Disappointed that there isn't a demand for 3 foot 100 year olds who weigh 25 stone.

Or maybe there is, but I'm not in that part of the internet.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

HURRUMPH! £0.00

Ok, so a 52 year old, overweight, smoker is not necessarily the ideal left back, but surely not zero

Let BG be the judge of your abilities as a left back!