How many visits has your profile had?

[acrossthepond]

630…. I somehow feel a little violated. It's like chatroom roofies….

 

[Bald Gull]

About 600 of which all were from about 2 years ago when I think people thought I may have been Russell Slade posting with a (not very) subtle user name

 

[driller]

642 people trying to groom me

 

[acrossthepond]

631…

Do it again, I think I like it….

 

[Shoreham Beach Seagull]

673... Can I help any of you?

 

[tedebear]

I just checked mine again and I've only had one more since I checked it yesterday. Does that mean I've checked my own 1166 times

 

[Stevie Boy]

1097, nothing really compared to some on here

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I have somehow managed to attract 501 visits. Clearly from NSCers wondering if I'm a 'care in the community' patient , judging by all the bollox I write

 

[Return of the Rev]

my [profile visits are helped by my pics of those lovely ladies i have collected!

Thats put another 4 visits on my total! Dirty boys!

 

[Peever]

269...weak

 

[hitony]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:
8ace, Barry from Eastenders, clockey crawley, greenfordgull, Notters, Old Greg, slinky, sten_super, superseagulls, TrickyOne,
This page has had 4,362 visits

So why did the above 10 names visit me some of you are regulars, so come on, explain ........

 

[chucky1973]

339, I have made 402 posts, not sure if thats a good thing or bad thing, being from Crawley, probs means a bad thing...oh well cant change the past... or maybe its to see who the bird is holding the cricket bat....

Now got 737 "hits" thats 400 more in 2 months!! thats nearly 7 a day

 

[beardy gull]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:
adsmithy Common as Mook cw00 dannyboy Falmer gripper stebson The Merry Prankster Twisted wehatepalace Withnail
This page has had 1,078 visits

 

[SirElliotBennett]

676. Average

 

[Meade's Ball]

I might spice up my profile as currently if anyone visited there they'd have nothing to read. People must go there for a reason, so if all they see is a barren land with not a head peeking from its burrow or an unused carpack with thinning, rained-on lines of paint where vehicles were meant to be housed and fined and baked the forgotten-about quieter barking dogs to death then they'll shrug and be disappointed they made the effort.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

5,219

Why?

 

[bobby smith]

5,219

why?

coz u like guitars ??

 

[Lord Bracknell]

That's the second time (at least) you've alleged that I have an opinion about that smiley. I don't.

The only thing I've ever said about it is that people who don't want it to appear in their posts should avoid excessive repeat postings of question marks.

 

[bobby smith]

Dear Lord I apologise it was rad who said they were annoying

 

[Meade's Ball]

5,219

Why?

Beard-fanciers.