How many testicles have you got?

[Titanic]

Surely the national average would be around 1, given that just over half the population are female.

Which puts me significantly below average.

You are closer to the average than I am.

 

[El Sid]

This thread reminded me about the Judge with no balls - Justice Prick.....

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Usually have two. Apart from when sometimes when I am going at it and one decides to go up inside and then you have that really weird sensation and you have to poke it out.... When this happens I still consider myself to have two but it is always a panic that maybe it just wont go back down and ill only have one where it ought to be.....

 

[Danny-Boy]

Is it sumo wrestlers who can retract their undercarriage in a fight?

 

[Shy Talk]

It doesn't matter if you have one testicle or two, or none as most women, as a Seagull there is only one ball that matters...the one in the opposition's net!

MOST women? Do you know some that have one or two then? Sounds like that should be the subject of a new thread...

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Transgenders aside, shirley the average for females is zero?
For men, can't imagine many have more than two, but a few will have one or none.

Based on that, the average for humans must be about 0.8 and for males only, about 1.5

So, I have more than average but they're firing blanks .....

 

[Titanic]

Transgenders aside, shirley the average for females is zero?
For men, can't imagine many have more than two, but a few will have one or none.

Based on that, the average for humans must be about 0.8 and for males only, about 1.5

So, I have more than average but they're firing blanks .....

More likely to be 1.9999 for males?

 

[Easy 10]

I currently have 9.

2 of my own, and 7 that I keep in a Malteser box in the fridge.

 

[gregbrighton]

MOST women? Do you know some that have one or two then? Sounds like that should be the subject of a new thread...

Ladies can have a little scrotum which isn't active, of course. There is a special name for the condition. I can't remember the name but one in a hundred thousand women have it, apparently. Take a closer look at your partner when you get the chance, guys.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

More likely to be 1.9999 for males?

Probably, but I've conducted no research into lost or missing ball-bags so can neither agree nor disagree.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Ladies can have a little scrotum which isn't active, of course. There is a special name for the condition. I can't remember the name but one in a hundred thousand women have it, apparently. Take a closer look at your partner when you get the chance, guys.

guys ??
regards
DR

 

[symyjym]

Is it sumo wrestlers who can retract their undercarriage in a fight?

How does this help a Sumo wrestler

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I have a normal pair, plus one extra extra large one who I have nicknamed Swillis, because it keeps popping out in places its not wanted

 

[jimhigham]

Odd question? One of course. Hasn't everybody?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What like this?

Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two but very small,
Himmler has something similar
But poor old Goebbells has no balls at all.

This is simply a rip-off of a popular song from the Boer War:-
"General Smuts has lost one of his nuts ..."
Or possibly from a slightly later conflict:-
"Kaiser Bill has only got one pill ..."

 

[Hillian1]

My wife has mine in her handbag.

 

[TSB]

How many do you need?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'How many testicles have you got?'

Horrible flashback to a couple of months back when I got a bit paranoid on the way back from Oz and voluntarily declared my souvenir kangaroo scrotum on the immigration form for entry into the Republic of China. Only for the officer to understandably not understand what I was declaring and I had to whip out my scrotum and dangle it in front of him. Whereupon he did the universal motion and hurriedly waved me off with obvious and somewhat justifiable contempt

 

[gregbrighton]

'How many testicles have you got?'

Horrible flashback to a couple of months back when I got a bit paranoid on the way back from Oz and voluntarily declared my souvenir kangaroo scrotum on the immigration form for entry into the Republic of China. Only for the officer to understandably not understand what I was declaring and I had to whip out my scrotum and dangle it in front of him. Whereupon he did the universal motion and hurriedly waved me off with obvious and somewhat justifiable contempt

He told you to hop it.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

I have a porcelain one made by Wedgewood of Stoke in 1873. The other one, egg sized engraved environmentally sourced mahogany, is in the British museum (2nd Floor East).

TNBA

TTF