Oh dear.
It’s actually a great question, and given the expansive and entertaining football they play, a combined team could be very interesting. If they sold the soulless bowl, and paid uncle Tone his money back, we could then integrate the players they have that we need.
We could play at selhurst, use a nickname that is a combination of both, say eagles, keep their blue stripes, and keep our red ones. We could call the team Crystal Palace and make their entire squad redundant except for Lewis. He could be chained to the Croydon underpass as an example of what you could end up with if the criteria is a footballer, for wanna be wags