How many of you are at work

[Da Man Clay]

Yep I am. For another 16 minutes anyway.

 

[Meade's Ball]

They moved me to a desk in my vast and soulless cell next to the "Team Leader", who leads very little, and two desks down from the manager, who manages simply to chastise and sometimes snigger at the excuses used for Continued Professional Development deferrals he receives by post. It seems Occupational Therapists are the most pregnable health professionals.
Anyway, i got moved there mostly for talking all day and looking out the window into the offices 30 yards away which had a woman with lovely hair sat behind glass. So now i am unable to log on to NSC much in the working week unless the dispiriting two-in-charge are sick or off at a meeting concerning staff misbehaviour.
Today i am a bit ill and free to stare at things without interest at home. Lovely.

 

[drew]

Not me.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

285 Views and only 25 responses to this thread?? some people are LIARS!!!

I'm guilty

 

[Munkfish]

Guilty as charged!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Oh yes.

Office door closed...heh heh heh.

 

[scooter1]

Yep i'm at work. I don't think my boss really gives a shit as long as the work gets done. Considering what some of the people round here(and by that I mean my workplace) don't do, against what they're paid, i'd say that me spending all day on here browsing is the least of his issues

 

[sten_super]

Yes. Thankfully my boss does even less work than I do, and he is far more blatent about it. He doesn't do any work, gives it to me, and I give it to the person below me. She does all the work, and three of us get paid. Magic.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

I´m at work.... not actually doing much in the way of work though.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Sugar. Just found out they can see what sights etc I´ve been on.

 

[DerbyGull]

here's to the next six hours on NSC (and the web), no one ever see's me on it, but my work performance has gone down recently, but no ones picked up on it, prob cos i stash all the left work in with someone elses work

 

[DerbyGull]

Sugar. Just found out they can see what sights etc I´ve been on.

clearing your history in internet options not working then?

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

They can tell from the server I´m told. Not that bothered anyway. Heading back to the UK in Oct.

 

[hart's shirt]

If you caught a employee using the internet in company time would you allow it or frogmarch them off the premises?

They'd have to have fewer postings than me if it was NSC.

If they were on a Palace site, they'd be out the door faster than you could say 'Paul McShane in the 79th at Selhurst'.

 

[vitusvivi]

I don't even know what the hell i do so i just pretend to type stuff up and call a sex line to make it look like i am working.

 

[vitusvivi]

Yes. Thankfully my boss does even less work than I do, and he is far more blatent about it. He doesn't do any work, gives it to me, and I give it to the person below me. She does all the work, and three of us get paid. Magic.

sounds like what i do but i do NO work. In fact i am in charge but i don't even understand what the company actually does. I just give it to my "assistant" to deal with. She has great tits.

 

[Safe.]

I don't even know what the hell i do so i just pretend to type stuff up and call a sex line to make it look like i am working.

Is David Brent your role model?

 

[vitusvivi]

Is David Brent your role model?

Let's put it this way.

Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.

What i am trying to say is:

Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.

 

[beardy gull]

Guilty.