How many nsc members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Return of the Rev]

Well if i tell you i'm sure you will tell me i'm wrong!
SO YOU TELL ME?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Actually thats very good!

 

[beorhthelm]

it depends on the ratio of JCL, 1901, North Stand Kollective, and Gilligham STH there are in the group.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

22,501. One to change the bulb, plus 15,000 to stand around to complain about the pies and 7,500 to winge about trains.

 

[Hove Seagull]

one to change the lightbulb, and fifty to moan about the way it was done, the transport issues getting to where it needed changing and the fact the lunchtime pies were cold!

 

[Hove Seagull]

Cheers Tricky, you got in just ahead of me.

 

[Titanic]

Well if i tell you i'm sure you will tell me i'm wrong!
SO YOU TELL ME?

I don't get it

 

[Acker79]

one to change it
one to criticise it
98 to compliment it
100 to tell all the moaners to shut up.


(yes, I'm reusing my other punchline. Shut up).

 

[KZNSeagull]

one to change it
one to criticise it
98 to compliment it
100 to tell all the moaners to shut up.


(yes, I'm reusing my other punchline. Shut up).

You forgot the 15 that will tell you that you have bought the wrong bulb in the first place.
And the 15 that will tell you that the way you put it in was completely wrong.
Oh yes, and the 15 that will tell you that throwing the bulb up to the fitting always gets better results.

 

[Gumbo]

I dont like change, there was nothing wrong with the one at Withdean..

 

[Pbseagull]

1 to hold the bulb, 10 to pass it around before changing it, 10,000 to moan that it's needs to be put in more directly, 10,000 to complain that it's a bit too bright and should you not have used a lower wattage bulb, and of course not forgetting the 2 it needs to turn the ladder

 

[KZNSeagull]

And the several who will tell you that the bulb they have not seen yet is shit and will not work properly.

 

[tinx]

Unless there is an apple announcement then it doesn't get changed until its finished

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

One to change the bulb and thirty others to ask when the fixtures are out.

 

[Badger]

I think everyone has missed the more important questions:

Are we expecting too much from the bulb?
Do you want such a fancy bulb or would you be happy with a bog standard one that provides ugly light?

 

[Pbseagull]

And the several who will tell you that the bulb they have not seen yet is shit and will not work properly.

and the others who will ask why your not using candles as they have always worked perfectly well in the past

 

[AMEXican Wave]

And some to moan that you can't stand up to change it.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Where can I get the live stream for the light bulb change?

 

[Acker79]

This isn't an official lightbulb thread, there's no asterisks!

 

[Hove Seagull]

How about, one (very special) manager to insert the light bulb in his own, attractive and effective style, and 20000 of us to appreciate it. Not forgetting that we didn't even have electricity before he arrived!