How many long running jokes does NSC have

[WATFORD zero]

Off the top of my head -

Michael Owen and Kanchelskis
fixtu........
Wheel loose
HB&B the journalist
Shoreham having a posh end
FFS Murray
Enrest
Every time the adverts come on it's 'Who Killed the F*ing Zutons'

Others

 

[El Sid]

Shirley you should know by now.

Regards

 

[Vegas Seagull]

The Labour Party Winning Election thread (to be continued way past 2020)

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Barber out
What about the cup final money
Perseus?

 

[El Sid]

Sir Albion's long running love affair with JFC.

 

[The Camel]

As a relative newbie, could someone explain "fixtures"?

 

[Iggle Piggle]

2 old school ones

Gary Hart to Bristol City for 500k
The Blue Parrot

 

[SweatyMexican]

I still remember that thread where someone was saying how we were going to get absolutely demolished by Charlton, and we went and beat them 4-0. Best game I've ever been to. Worth ever penny.

Don't think its a running joke, but it should be.

Edit: Here it is - https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?185605-Charlton-is-going-to-be-CRAP

 

[Prince Monolulu]

The sidesplitting 'pretendance'.

 

[TomandJerry]

Barber OUT
Try turning it on and off
Were loose

 

[Bwian]

My Cod! Did you start this thread just for the Halibut?

 

[Acker79]

As a relative newbie, could someone explain "fixtures"?

One year when the fixture list came out, lots of people started threads on them. So now, any repeat thread is met with 'fixtures' - simply meaning it's already been posted.

 

[hart's shirt]

Barnet Seagull's Joke de Jour
Easy 10's wind-ups
London Pompous and his stories of taking on the Palace top boys over games of Jenga and Kerplunk
Pictures of animals wearing costumes on Fridays

 

[dazzer6666]

Sussex CCC 'gallant losers' threads [emoji3]

 

[Icy Gull]

Barnet Seagull's Joke de Jour
Easy 10's wind-ups
London Pompous and his stories of taking on the Palace top boys over games of Jenga and Kerplunk
Pictures of animals wearing costumes on Fridays

Hart's Shirt Mom thread

 

[Icy Gull]

Please stay off the pitch after the final whistle while Sam and the boys do a lap of honour

 

[Mowgli37]

My sauces tell me...

 

[Cosmic Joker]

Crodonilson's sky sports-esque persona
Ernest's winter coat
Thread "I've just lost / had stolen [item]" quickly followed by New Thread "Does anybody want to buy [identical item] I found?"
Can we/Let's Jamie him
I had to fold it in (Fireman Dan)

 

[Papak]

GOSBTS Ring tone

 

[Ludensian Gull]

It wouldn't happen in Germany.