How many are you bringing to Elland Road?

[Brixtaan]

I need help for Saturday -


what currency do I need, is it Euros or is that shillings stuff.

Oh, and is there a customs law on how many of their birds we can bring back, providing they are for personal use of course.

Thank you in anticipation for your help.

I'm going to try and sort out all the paperwork beforehand.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Having Ken Bates as your chairman really could not have happened to a nicer club...ah, hHow vividly I recall seeing those cheeky Leeds fans smashing up Brighton town centre in about 1988...or hearing a group of their fans talking loudly on the tube in London about there being "a lot niggers about" - clearly knowingly within earshot of the black people in the same carriage.

 

[Curious Orange]

I'm looking forward to seeing the big ground, not sure about where this big team thing is coming from though? Are Sheffield Wednesday coming along as guests of honour or something?

 

[TheWhiteRose_LUFC]

Having Ken Bates as your chairman really could not have happened to a nicer club...ah, hHow vividly I recall seeing those cheeky Leeds fans smashing up Brighton town centre in about 1988...or hearing a group of their fans talking loudly on the tube in London about there being "a lot niggers about" - clearly knowingly within earshot of the black people in the same carriage

Forgive us for our sins!

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Looked at the league lately mutton molester?

I have indeed and I was amazed to find that the once-mighty Leeds United, who were top of the Premiership not so long ago, now rank below small-town clubs such as Crewe, Burnley and Wigan. It really is a funny old game.

Now JOG ON, you northern SLAGBOAT.

 

[Man of Harveys]

How on earth is Ken Bates going to pull off his usual football stadium high-end property development antics? Where on earth will he find enough clientele for a posh restaurant and hotel in YORKSHIRE?

 

[C1 BHA]

I have indeed and I was amazed to find that the once-mighty Leeds United, who were top of the Premiership not so long ago, now rank below small-town clubs such as Crewe, Burnley and Wigan. It really is a funny old game.

Now JOG ON, you northern SLAGBOAT.

It's people like our friend from Leeds that explain why I wouldn't have cared less if LUFC had forfeited 10 points.

 

[Curious Orange]

How on earth is Ken Bates going to pull off his usual football stadium high-end property development antics? Where on earth will he find enough clientele for a posh restaurant and hotel in YORKSHIRE?

And where on earth will he build it? Clearly not at Elland Road.

 

[The Wookiee]

Lets hope you bring enough to fill the South Stand and aren't 500 in the corner like Watford

Is The New Townsman Bed and Breakfast in Briggate still there?

It was opposite the nightclub Mr Craigs?

Stayed there a few times last time though was around 1990.

Quality at night, just look out your bedroom window and watch it all kick off!!

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

It won't be a restaurant. It will be something to suit northern tastes.

Perhaps fiddling with birds in sheds, or pushing frightened mammals down fat, toothless peoples trousers.

Throw in some narrow-minded bigotry and pushing wives down flights of stairs, and I suspect the gallery of fun would be a financial shot in the arm for leeds United.

 

[looney]

Who are leeds?

 

[Curious Orange]

Who are leeds?

Looney's least inspired response ever.

 

[C1 BHA]

Sorry White Rose but anyone who scribes "couldn't give a toss" next to 'Want Falmer' is pretty much doomed coming on here

 

[Man of Harveys]

It won't be a restaurant. It will be something to suit northern tastes.

Perhaps fiddling with birds in sheds, or pushing frightened mammals down fat, toothless peoples trousers.

Throw in some narrow-minded bigotry and pushing wives down flights of stairs, and I suspect the gallery of fun would be a financial shot in the arm for leeds United.

 

[TheWhiteRose_LUFC]

Im Leeds, everyone hates Leeds.

Im just " keepin' up appearances "

 

[C1 BHA]

If your attitude is representative, it's no wonder everyone hates Leeds.

 

[kevinsmith]

Come on, dont be in denial.

We all know Leeds is everyones Cup Final.

I bet you all so excited about the prospect of coming to Elland Road and seeing the big team.

Your not a big club anymore

 

[Starry]

I need help for Saturday -


what currency do I need, is it Euros or is that shillings stuff.

Oh, and is there a customs law on how many of their birds we can bring back, providing they are for personal use of course.

Thank you in anticipation for your help.

Have you seen the cop of birds up there? You'd be best leaving those scutters well alone.

 

[Starry]

It's people like our friend from Leeds that explain why I wouldn't have cared less if LUFC had forfeited 10 points.

But what about me, I'm a nice enough Leeds fan? We aren't all like Mr Whiterose.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Im just " keepin' up appearances "

...a TV programme once described as "dangerously avant-garde, a missive to your screen directly from the cutting edge" by the Yorkshire Post.