Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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How hungry would you have to be to eat a chicken from a can?
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Simon Morgan
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sweet jesus
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
I reckon I'd have to have endured a fortnight's worth of 24 hr waterboarding before I'd even vaguely contemplate being in the same hemisphere as that sad monstrosity. I think I'm gonna be violently si...
*Staggers in a bog-ward direction*
*Staggers in a bog-ward direction*
ryeseagull
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We only get those at Christmas in my house. A rare treat indeed!
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Lord Bracknell
On fire
I remember chicken in a can from my childhood. This was before factory production of "fresh" poultry became fully established and chicken was generally considered to be a some sort of luxury food, only eaten on special occasions. My grandmother always had a can of chicken in her kitchen store cupboard, on the off chance that a special occasion might crop up unexpectedly. Nobody had freezers in those days and fridges were almost as rare. Canned chicken (and canned ham) were therefore useful standbys.
S'hampton Seagull
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http://www.amazon.com/SWEET-SUE-WHOLE-CHICKEN-CAN/dp/B0002QEYYK
I had to check you weren't making it up, looks like you can buy them from Amazon!
How anyone think that's looks nice. Great for last minute meals? I'd rather not eat....
I had to check you weren't making it up, looks like you can buy them from Amazon!
How anyone think that's looks nice. Great for last minute meals? I'd rather not eat....
Helen Chamberlains Quim
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Bobby Sands
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Mendoza
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What a meal. Delia eat your heart out
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Man of Harveys
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That is honestly the most repulsive thing I have ever, ever seen.
murraymints4brighton
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Especially picture two, It looks like many things but i wont go into that...
Skint Gull
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Dying, and even then i'd probably choose to die
Man of Harveys
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I'm thinking...Susan Boyle's FANNY while she's watching the Chippendales?
porkdog
Member
i like that, i've just had a wee chuckle.
its disgustiing and totally put me off chicken for life. how the f*** can anyone even contemplate eating that is well beyond me, i feel sorry for the older generation having to put up with it years ago.
murraymints4brighton
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I particularly like the last serving suggestion, " Serve cold just as comes form the can"!!! I cant believe it say's that, i had to double check Buzzers link to see if i had read it correctly.
Now look here Sweet sue, who ever the f*** you are, if you think I am going to tuck into what looks like a Cow's womb covered in a bucket of ejaculation then you are sincerely mistaken!
Now look here Sweet sue, who ever the f*** you are, if you think I am going to tuck into what looks like a Cow's womb covered in a bucket of ejaculation then you are sincerely mistaken!
murraymints4brighton
Well-known member
This is how Chicken in a can came from America.
A bunch of drunks sit around a kitchen at 3 am.
“Anythin to eat?” Drunk One asks.
“I could eat a whole —ing horse!” Drunk Two exclaims.
“You could eat many wh0res you fat f-ck!” Drunk One points out.
Laughter ensues.
“I said horses, nobody mentioned your mom at all!” Drunk Two joshes.
“Hey, guys, I have some tinned tomatoes if you want.” The Host says, diplomatically adjusting the subject.
Drunk One and Drunk Two look at each other after a swig from their glasses, challenging themselves to accept the offer.
“You know what’d be nice? Canned beef.” Drunk One says.
“F-ck that! I would eat a canned horse!” Drunk Two claims, slamming his glass onto the table and spilling the contents slightly.
Some pondering occurs as The Host applies a paper towel to the spillage.
“You know guys,” The Host says, “they put everything in tins these days. What I’d like is tinned meat, ready to eat. And not that Spam stuff.”
Drunk One blinks. His eyebrows waggle as though he’s just been dealt a winning poker hand. “How about a tinned chicken? You know, ready serve? Just open and heat up?”
“By golly, Sue, I think that’s a winner!” Drunk Two says, then dives across the table to express his passion for the concept of poultry in a tin.
And thus… Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken was born.
A bunch of drunks sit around a kitchen at 3 am.
“Anythin to eat?” Drunk One asks.
“I could eat a whole —ing horse!” Drunk Two exclaims.
“You could eat many wh0res you fat f-ck!” Drunk One points out.
Laughter ensues.
“I said horses, nobody mentioned your mom at all!” Drunk Two joshes.
“Hey, guys, I have some tinned tomatoes if you want.” The Host says, diplomatically adjusting the subject.
Drunk One and Drunk Two look at each other after a swig from their glasses, challenging themselves to accept the offer.
“You know what’d be nice? Canned beef.” Drunk One says.
“F-ck that! I would eat a canned horse!” Drunk Two claims, slamming his glass onto the table and spilling the contents slightly.
Some pondering occurs as The Host applies a paper towel to the spillage.
“You know guys,” The Host says, “they put everything in tins these days. What I’d like is tinned meat, ready to eat. And not that Spam stuff.”
Drunk One blinks. His eyebrows waggle as though he’s just been dealt a winning poker hand. “How about a tinned chicken? You know, ready serve? Just open and heat up?”
“By golly, Sue, I think that’s a winner!” Drunk Two says, then dives across the table to express his passion for the concept of poultry in a tin.
And thus… Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken was born.
British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
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That looks like something my 1st wife used to do to a chicken, As I told her I'd rather starve than eat that. 