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How Felix Baumgartner duped the world...



Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
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Mellotron

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Jul 2, 2008
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The worst thing is someone somewhere on this site will absolutely believe it was a HOAX.
 


Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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Exactly. I said this yesterday, anybody who thinks he really made that jump is deluded. The pictures were so obviously faked and I'm sure there's loads of YouTube videos that prove it's scientifically impossible for a human to go that high and live. I'm sure brunswick and the other Tin Foil Hatters will be on here soon to back me up.
 


00snook

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Aug 20, 2007
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Excellent.

Despite the joke, I am sure there are plenty of people that believe his jump is some sort of elaborate hoax.
 




Surrey_Albion

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Jan 17, 2011
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The worst thing is someone somewhere on this site will absolutely believe it was a HOAX.

You put hoax in capital letters, you must be Illuminati and in the know and just trying to de-bunk the sceptics,I now believe this really was a hoax and I am off to another forum to tell the world,that is if the Lizard Men and Greys do not catch me and shut me up first
 


Manx Shearwater

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Jun 28, 2011
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A man cannot go that high, he would be irradiated from Van Halen's belt or something, I saw it on a website somewhere that had the word 'truth' in the URL and they are not supposed to print lies so its definitely a fact. He would of melted or something.

Anyone who does not believe this is just being narrow minded and stupid.
 


Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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A man cannot go that high, he would be irradiated from Van Halen's belt or something, I saw it on a website somewhere that had the word 'truth' in the URL and they are not supposed to print lies so its definitely a fact. He would of melted or something.

Anyone who does not believe this is just being narrow minded and stupid.
Spot on. That's exactly the sort of open-minded, scientifically proven support I was expecting. I saw a website or a YouTube video or something where they said the whole thing was a stunt simply to sell more Red Bull. Did you know that the active ingredient in Red Bull is exactly the same as they put in the chemtrails? I don't expect the narrow-minded NSC-ers will agree with me, but we know the truth don't we? *Taps nose*
 




Surrey_Albion

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@manx shearwaer you are spot on if a website says "the truth" that means they wont lie, its like the e-mail I got from a west African Princess,she told the "Truth" and when ive paid off ten thousand piounds and marry a Princess with 100million CFA francs in the bank I will be the one laughing at all the nah sayers
 


The Large One

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Jul 7, 2003
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A man cannot go that high, he would be irradiated from Van Halen's belt or something, I saw it on a website somewhere that had the word 'truth' in the URL and they are not supposed to print lies so its definitely a fact. He would of melted or something.

Anyone who does not believe this is just being narrow minded and stupid.

You might as well 'Jump'
Go ahead, jump...

Oh.
 


Manx Shearwater

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Jun 28, 2011
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That just proves it. Van Halen named themselves after the bloke that invented radiation belts and then predicted the event in a hit song. It was meant to be a big clue to the fact that this was all faked.

Its on YouTube somewhere. I can't be bothered to look for it though, why don't you all look for it and educate yourselves?
 






Brovion

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Good spot. There's only one good reason he put that letter A in capitals. Just look at it: 'A'. :eek:
Yeah, triangles. Why is the letter 'A' a series of triangles ... and why is it the FIRST letter of the alphabet? A series of triangles? First letter of the alphabet? It couldn't BE any clearer.
 


Surrey_Albion

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Jan 17, 2011
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Yeah, triangles. Why is the letter 'A' a series of triangles ... and why is it the FIRST letter of the alphabet? A series of triangles? First letter of the alphabet? It couldn't BE any clearer.


Also if you squint your eyes then turn your head to the side with one arm stretched over the back of your neck and a leg on the table while trying to keep balance that "A" looks like a moving spaceship, coincidence ???
 




Brovion

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Also if you squint your eyes then turn your head to the side with one arm stretched over the back of your neck and a leg on the table while trying to keep balance that "A" looks like a moving spaceship, coincidence ???
Now you're just being silly ...
 




Manx Shearwater

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Jun 28, 2011
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You people will just blindly believe what your Government tell you. You need to open your minds to the truth. He didn't jump, it was CGI'd and staged in a warehouse just off the North Kent Road. Admittedly its a big warehouse in order to fit the curvature of the Earth in, but its not 128,000 ft up. Its only about 45ft tops. 50ft if you use a ladder on the top floor.

Its on the internet, its a bloody FACT.
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,482
Brighton
Let's break down his "name", shall we?

Felix - derived from Felicitus, the latin for LUCK or LUCKY.

Baum is German for Tree. Gartner means GARDENER in English.

So. Lucky Tree Gardener. Lucky doesn't half sound like LADY, and the first two letters of Gardener are GA. Repeat that twice, and what have you got?

Gaga. Lady Gaga.

A well known member of the illuminati, she was the one in the costume. Felix Baumgartner is an invention of the Illuminati, and the codes hidden within his name are hardly subtle, right?!

ALSO, notice how when you jumped his legs were slightly apart, making his body into an A shape, or PYRAMID, if you will.

There are SO many clues. Of course all you sheeple will engage in group think and decide in your narrow minds that you're happier just believing everything the government and MSM drip feed you, like the babies you are.

Open your eyes.
 






banjo

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Oct 25, 2011
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Deep south
Let's break down his "name", shall we?

Felix - derived from Felicitus, the latin for LUCK or LUCKY.

Baum is German for Tree. Gartner means GARDENER in English.

So. Lucky Tree Gardener. Lucky doesn't half sound like LADY, and the first two letters of Gardener are GA. Repeat that twice, and what have you got?

Gaga. Lady Gaga.

A well known member of the illuminati, she was the one in the costume. Felix Baumgartner is an invention of the Illuminati, and the codes hidden within his name are hardly subtle, right?!

ALSO, notice how when you jumped his legs were slightly apart, making his body into an A shape, or PYRAMID, if you will.

There are SO many clues. Of course all you sheeple will engage in group think and decide in your narrow minds that you're happier just believing everything the government and MSM drip feed you, like the babies you are.

Open your eyes.


Oh! I was just starting to get excited then all this talk of lady gardens. :drool:
 


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