How fat are you?

[Trufflehound]

...though my weight can change by 5lbs in a couple of days sometimes..

They have laxatives for that sort of thing you know.

 

[Trufflehound]

I was always skinny and was underweight until I started going to the gym. Now I have a small beer gut.

A mate of mine started going to the gym in order to get rid of his large beer gut.

All he ended up with was a large but rock-hard beer gut.

 

[tedebear]

I'm not fat - I just have an ever increasing bump on the front of me!! can't see my pubes any more!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Do you shave them?

 

[tedebear]

Do you shave them?

I would if I could see them

 

[pasty]

I'm not fat - I just have an ever increasing bump on the front of me!!

So do I, but mine is down to lager. What's your excuse ?

 

[tedebear]

So do I, but mine is down to lager. What's your excuse ?

Well we hope theres a baby in there otherwise I'm extrememly bloated and full of gas...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

6ft 6 - and a tidy 18.5 stone. Only another 2 stone to go before December before I'm down to target.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

I am "chunky".

Are you the man with the pineapple balls?

 

[Bluejuice]

5ft 8 and I weigh in at 10 stone 2. This sounds about right but I just can't stop drinking beer and it is certainly noticeable.

If I don't drink for a couple of weeks (very very difficult) the weight falls off like lemmings on a day trip to Beachy Head.

Just wish I could keep it off.

I do the whole gym thing and eat fairly healthily (salads and oily fish yada yada) but I just cannot seem to keep this belly shifted. It seems as long as I drink I am doomed to endure a little bit of tubby round the waistline.

Damn Beer.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Still no vote for the bottom option. Well I can think of somebody who has either told a porky or hasn't voted.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

5ft 8 and I weigh in at 10 stone 2. This sounds about right but I just can't stop drinking beer and it is certainly noticeable.

If I don't drink for a couple of weeks (very very difficult) the weight falls off like lemmings on a day trip to Beachy Head.

Just wish I could keep it off.

I do the whole gym thing and eat fairly healthily (salads and oily fish yada yada) but I just cannot seem to keep this belly shifted. It seems as long as I drink I am doomed to endure a little bit of tubby round the waistline.

Damn Beer.

You and me alike BJ. I'm 5'8, weigh just under 11 stone, and am slim apart from the middle. Beer and lack of exercise unfortunately. Breathing in a lot helps, but I go blue. Wanking, sadly, doesn't really shed the flab either

 

[Drumstick]

Slim like a post, in slimville on the slimest hill, and the post was made by a slim farmer,

you get the idea, i wouldnt mind putting ABIT if weight on

 

[Gully]

With a BMI of 21 I should be happy but wouldn't mind weighing another half stone more.

 

[sully]

I could do with losing a couple of stone, but most people don't believe me when I say how much I weigh.

Clever dressing is the answer.

However, my climbing partners soon find out I wasn't kidding when I fall off and meet them half way!

 

[Race]

Too many skinny buggers on here for my liking!

Men who weigh under 10 stone its just not right! you need feeding up........................come to my house and I'll sort you out

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Too many skinny buggers on here for my liking!

Men who weigh under 10 stone its just not right! you need feeding up........................come to my house and I'll sort you out

Will you feed them afterwards too?

 

[oapdodge]

Too many skinny buggers on here for my liking!

Men who weigh under 10 stone its just not right! you need feeding up........................come to my house and I'll sort you out

Only want them to help with the move and diy.

 

[Race]

Only want them to help with the move and diy.

Nooooo thats all sorted! Just dont like the thought of under fed men

 

[Gully]

I went out with a lass a few years ago, her mum thought that I was a bit on the skinny side, every time I went round their house she fed me so much that I felt like the turkey being fattened up for Christmas. Fortunately for my waistline the relationship broke down after a few months, otherwise I would probably look like Andy Fordham by now...