How do you like your steak?

[Puppet Master]

Threads started by GregBrighton in the last month or so not including this gem:

How many teeth have you got left?
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How did a CAT get into THAT?
If the EU offered £2000 for each person to vote to remain in
Are you going to be buried or cremated?...
Easter services: will you be going to church, Christians?
Where has the Chancellor of the Exchequer gone?
Doing anything nice for your mum on Mothers Day?
How does your dog smell? Pets with unusual features
Have you ever had an accident or broken any bones?
Would you swap your other half for a better, newer model?
What's in your car glove compartment?


I honestly do mean no offence but I don't think you're all there in the head.

 

[driller]

Tedious thread again Greg

 

[AmexRuislip]

I like my steak rare, so it looks like it looks its still eating the grass and with my own teeth

 

[TheJasperCo]

Pulse optional

 

[dazzer6666]

Rare is perfect for most. Medium rare if a lot of marbling. A good Australian Shiraz to go with it.

That......too much fat in a good rib-eye to have it rare. Med rare, ideally over a stupidly hot charcoal grill of bbq.

 

[W.C.]

Funny you should mention that

With Greginbrighton it would funny if he didn't mention something.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Sirloin medium rare

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[Meade's Ball]

I like mine freshly chopped from the shaven and bulging rear of a laboratory-reared quorn mule - in a less-publicised vegetarian version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, i was the lucky finder of a well-planted soya-coloured ticket in a packet of Ritter Sport Marzipan, and when fighting off competition from a small collection of unsightly, blotchy and gaseous foes including The Butter Bean Kid and Dr Risotto i was handed first prize, with my granddad, to have a whole creature-shaped quorn delight constructed, and delivered to me, for me to feast on for at least year (there is something about the toothy-grin of the idiot-faced hairy mini-horse that creates not an ounce of sympathy inside me at the animal's seemingly unfair demise) - and cooked for precisely 20 minutes at 200 degrees in a fan-assisted oven. A squirt of mayo and the rest of the plate filled with boiled, but then buttered and fried for 30 seconds, small potatoes.
I'll roast the beast's head next Christmas, veggie eyeball and fur and all.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Medium rare, saute potatoes and fine beans with garlic butter and a nice glass of red.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Blue or Pittsburgh rare

 

[hart's shirt]

Steak on a plate while I wait is preferable to pie in the sky when I die.

 

[moggy]

Just got back from Miller & Carter in lancing having put away a 16oz T-bone done medium rare
Perfecto

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Medium rare. As an aside I also like those restaurants where they refuse to cook steaks well done.

 

[nordicgod]

Blu for me

 

[Elvis]

Threads started by GregBrighton in the last month or so not including this gem:

How many teeth have you got left? 20
Where would you like to send David Cameron next on Dukes Mound
How did a CAT get into THAT? What cat?
If the EU offered £2000 for each person to vote to remain in Hell yeah! I'm cheaper than that
Are you going to be buried or cremated?...medium rare
Easter services: will you be going to church, Christians? No
Where has the Chancellor of the Exchequer gone? with Dave to Dukes Mound
Doing anything nice for your mum on Mothers Day? cooked her lunch, and then let her do the drying up
How does your dog smell? Pets with unusual features all dogs smell horrible
Have you ever had an accident or broken any bones? yes
Would you swap your other half for a better, newer model? Yes again
What's in your car glove compartment? Gloves


I honestly do mean no offence but I don't think you're all there in the head.

All done!!

 

[maltaseagull]

Threads started by GregBrighton in the last month or so not including this gem:

How many teeth have you got left?
Where would you like to send David Cameron next on
How did a CAT get into THAT?
If the EU offered £2000 for each person to vote to remain in
Are you going to be buried or cremated?...
Easter services: will you be going to church, Christians?
Where has the Chancellor of the Exchequer gone?
Doing anything nice for your mum on Mothers Day?
How does your dog smell? Pets with unusual features
Have you ever had an accident or broken any bones?
Would you swap your other half for a better, newer model?
What's in your car glove compartment?


I honestly do mean no offence but I don't think you're all there in the head.

Maybe he is just a lonely person without a life who is also a nosey bar steward?

 

[Soulman]

All done!!

Quality. ......and the steak....Well done.

 

[BensGrandad]

BTW even though it is your choice a lot of higher end restaurants will refuse you a well done steak as chefs do not think it should be cremated, I am not saying it is common or right but good chefs will not cook it that way.

I said tht on a previous thread on this subjrct and was told that was rubbish as if person is paying they are entitled to hve it cooked as they wanted but I do know chefs who refuse to cook a steak well done. I like a porterhouse rare when I can get it, which is not very often as most restaurants now seem to strock Rib Eye Sirloin or in the company houses Rump.

 

[big nuts]

I was in a party of 10 at the Bank restaurant in Kemp Town. The waiter made his way around the table with orders ranging from rare to well done.

The waiter got to the bloke next to me and asked "how would you like your steak?"

The blokes response was 'with chips'.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Medium