how do you know when youve been burgled by a palace fan?

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Seems to be lots of anti Palace threads lately. Which is good.

Shows you still care about us.

Still care about us? As my mate said the only thing Brighton are famous for is hating Palace, bless their small seaside club socks!

 

[Frutos]

Still care about us? As my mate said the only thing Brighton are famous for is hating Palace, bless their small seaside club socks!

I hope you corrected him on that, being as there are a fair few other things that we're famous for.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Whats the difference between Palace and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

 

[Croydonbloke]

Still care about us? As my mate said the only thing Brighton are famous for is hating Palace, bless their small seaside club socks!

Also famous for playing at an athletics stadium with temporary seating.

 

[Parson Henry]

Why couldn't Croydon ever be Bethlehem?




You'd never find 3 wisemen and a virgin.

Cave person you do know that SJLM and Croydon Bloke live in Redhill and East Grinstead respectively..whereas there are some Brighton fans who live in Croydon.

I doubt I'd be as happy living and sharing the metropolis called Brighton with the cosmopolitan and bohemian inhabitants it has now.

Much rather live amongst the chavs and drug dealers - oh poor me.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Cave person you do know that SJLM and Croydon Bloke live in Redhill and East Grinstead respectively..whereas there are some Brighton fans who live in Croydon.

I doubt I'd be as happy living and sharing the metropolis called Brighton with the cosmopolitan and bohemian inhabitants it has now.

Much rather live amongst the chavs and drug dealers - oh poor me.

Croydon is the New York of England. Police Sirens, Gang warfare, Drugs, Street Brawls, the place never sleeps. What more could you ask for. PM you have it all mate.

 

[Caveman]

Whats the difference between Palace and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

 

[Cian]

Croydon is the New York of England. Police Sirens, Gang warfare, Drugs, Street Brawls, the place never sleeps. What more could you ask for. PM you have it all mate.

Its somewhat missing the culture and entertainment, at least since the Blue Orchid closed

 

[Caveman]

Cave person you do know that SJLM and Croydon Bloke live in Redhill and East Grinstead respectively..whereas there are some Brighton fans who live in Croydon.

I doubt I'd be as happy living and sharing the metropolis called Brighton with the cosmopolitan and bohemian inhabitants it has now.

Much rather live amongst the chavs and drug dealers - oh poor me.

SJLM isn't a Pal*se fan though, he just likes to pretend.

 

[Parson Henry]

SJLM isn't a Pal*se fan though, he just likes to pretend.

You mean like when he visits that lady in leather boots and wants her to call him 'little naughty Norris' of the 3rd form?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I hope you corrected him on that, being as there are a fair few other things that we're famous for.

Sorry you are going to have to enlighten me!

 

[Parson Henry]

Croydon is the New York of England. Police Sirens, Gang warfare, Drugs, Street Brawls, the place never sleeps. What more could you ask for. PM you have it all mate.

Police Sirens I can deal with..Gay Pride taking over the town?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

You mean like when he visits that lady in leather boots and wants her to call him 'little naughty Norris' of the 3rd form?

You mean you are female?!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Police Sirens I can deal with..Gay Pride taking over the town?

And Croydon never has a St Patrick's day parade as far as i am aware

 

[Parson Henry]

You mean you are female?!

I am on duty on Fridays only. Since you visit on Tuesdays I think it highly unlikely.

Did you not recognise the whiff of Dishwasher lubricant? I'll leave you to guess who your 'matrix' is?

 

[Parson Henry]

And Croydon never has a St Patrick's day parade as far as i am aware

Don't they?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Don't they?

You tell me you live there

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I am on duty on Fridays only. Since you visit on Tuesdays I think it highly unlikely.

Did you not recognise the whiff of Dishwasher lubricant? I'll leave you to guess who your 'matrix' is?

I didn't realise i had one

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Its somewhat missing the culture and entertainment, at least since the Blue Orchid closed

Au Contraire there is plenty of entertainment in Croydon especially the "street" kind if you get my drift!

 

[Brixtaan]

Au Contraire there is plenty of entertainment in Croydon especially the "street" kind if you get my drift!

I love those people trying to get out of invisible boxes