How do you know when you're getting old?

[crasher]

You can remember watching BHA in the top division

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

That is indeed a eye opener,just lost two in relative quick sucsession,and the invincibility of youth seems a long way off when a friend passes away.

I am invincible.

 

[otk]

surely not

Only joking...

*otk affecting Cpt. Flashheart voice*

'Always treat your kite, like you treat your barmaid...'

Thingamabob: How do you mean Sir? Take her home at the weekend to meet your Mother?

'No. I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to Heaven and back...'

 

[Lush]

When you take a flask to Withdean and buy a bag of toffees when you get there.

 

[skipper734]

Werthers original anyone.

 

[severnside gull]

You can remember watching BHA in the top division

Division 3 South actually

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Policemen start getting younger?

 

[skipper734]

And Community police look like they should really be do their paper round.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Policemen start getting younger?

No. It's when they start giving the job of police sergeant to people I remember as being young kids who used to work for me.

She was working at Withdean the other week.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When you buy jeans based on their comfort, not their label.

When you start to say things like "wrap up warm" to people when they go outside.

 

[brightonlass2009]

I have no idea which band/singer is number 1 (or any other number, come to think of it)

To be honest I'm 18 and I don't know which bands and singers are currently in the charts. That's not a sign of getting old, it's a sign of appriciating chart music is awful.

 

[otk]

To be honest I'm 18 and I don't know which bands and singers are currently in the charts. That's not a sign of getting old, it's a sign of appriciating chart music is awful.

Do you fancy spending next weekend on my boat?

 

[British Bulldog]

When your working alongside people who were'nt even born when you started doing the job.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There were some 'youngsters' making a racket by a bus stop near to the pub I frequent. I tutted and shook my head at their exploits. The saddest thing is that I am only 28

 

[brightonlass2009]

Do you fancy spending next weekend on my boat?

No I think I'm alright here. But thanks for the offer.

 

[Giraffe]

I found some chocolate on my nipple and have no idea how it got there.

 

[Al Bion]

The look of amazement on my 12 year old son's face when I mentioned that there were only 3 channels to choose from on tv when I was growing up and that they went off air altogether overnight to which he asked 'so what did you actually do with your time' and I said 'well I listened to my records'...'what was a record'

 

[Gwylan]

The look of amazement on my 12 year old son's face when I mentioned that there were only 3 channels to choose from on tv when I was growing up and that they went off air altogether overnight to which he asked 'so what did you actually do with your time' and I said 'well I listened to my records'...'what was a record'

I was explaining to my daughter that we only had black and white TV when we were kids and she couldn't grasp what I was talking about - she thoght that I meant that the set was in black and white stripes or something. Eventually she said, "do you means the programmes? (in a voice of horror).

 

[vegster]

when you remember that todays little "dusting" is not real snow !

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

The look of amazement on my 12 year old son's face when I mentioned that there were only 3 channels to choose from on tv when I was growing up...

THREE channels? You were lucky... When I were a lad, it were either BBC... or ITV! Closedown and test card by 11.30, then all we had after that were Radio Soddin' Luxembourg, which were always fading out.

[ AND we all had Northern accents back then, even if we lived in soddin' Hove. ]