How do you know when you're getting old?

[otk]

I bought myself a little radio so I could catch the scores of the other games on Radio 5live as I was coming away from Withdean...

Am I getting old and what other quirks have NSC posters noticed themselves doing?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I actually told some kids off the other day for playing football near my car

 

[bhaexpress]

It's when things that used to make you laugh now seem utterly pathetic.

 

[Ditchboy]

I shat myself this morning.

 

[matildaseagull]

I have no idea which band/singer is number 1 (or any other number, come to think of it)

 

[clippedgull]

I have recently started recording Hartys phone in when I'm at a match, and it now forms part of my Saturday evenings 'entertainment'!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I actually told some kids off the other day for playing football near my car

I hope you then RAPED them?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I don't have wet dreams any more

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's when your ideal pub has somewhere to sit down and you get served straight away.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I hope you then RAPED them?

Nah, they weren't very fit so I just battered them then pissed on the bodies.

 

[gullshark]

I listen to the SCR commentary at the games sometimes

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Nah, they weren't very fit so I just battered them then pissed on the bodies.

Sat?

We can go in the over 23 room!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Don't worry we'll play grab a granny make us feel young again

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Ill call you Wayne

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I often venture into Kemp Town way to feel a young man

 

[otk]

As I've given up smoking for ten years, I feel the urge to tell smoking teenagers not to damage their bodies in this way. I'd probably end up getting stabbed though

 

[Gwylan]

I get mailshots from Saga

I stay in on Sat nights

 

[otk]

I get mailshots from Saga

I stay in on Sat nights

I might take up 'Short Mat Bowls', but I'd have to lie (only just) about my age

 

[vegster]

you get pleasure from eating food.

 

[The Oldman]

When you attend mates funerals