how different are nsc personae to real life?

[Sheebo]

Who are ya? who are ya?

Sorry - Couldn't resist Right that's me eliminated - so WHO has been pissing rool off?!?!

 

[Sheebo]

I wouldn't say that's true, you're a bit of a cock in real life as well.

(Jokes.)

TBH the age I was when I met the likes of yourself you prob wouldn't have been far wrong. Like to think I've grown up (a lot) haha.

 

[Questions]

On Albion matters I try to keep it real but the rest of it doesn't,t really matter does it ?
I am nicer in real life than I am on here though.

 

[looney]

I'm incredibly boring in real life as well.

Nobody can be that boring in real life.

 

[catfish]

On Albion matters I try to keep it real but the rest of it doesn't,t really matter does it ?
I am nicer in real life than I am on here though.

Says who?

 

[piersa]

I hear tyronne biggums is ok in real life

 

[Meade's Ball]

In this non-fantasy world the majority of us prefer to populate, i am a Popeye impersonator. I have a ready supply of thawed spinach cubes to masticate with fervour at will, whilst inflatable sacs have been inserted under the skin covering my normally puny biceps prepared at any second to be pumped as i chew. The pipe i always filled with the tamest tobacco, its mouthpiece misshapen from a lifetime of nibbles, had to be exchanged for one that spat out bubbles all thanks to health and safety. I prayed that i'd not accidentally ever given betarred villii to the lungs of the soon dead. In recent years new-fangled cartooning, that tampered with by a more adult-thinking brush, has had he who i dress as, and earn a modest living pretending quite skillfully to be, deleted from a number of impressionable childish minds and popular culture. This has meant me branching out a little, using my enormous jaw and squinty eyes as an unfortunately manly Reece Witherspoon, and deceptively slender Kelly Osborne, but it didn't much pay off. The wigs were itchy and i'm more than 4ft 11, so it didn't really work. I consider myself fortunate, though, that i'd not been as uni-charactered in my impersonations as my old friend George who was my Mr Wimpy sidekick in the halcyon days. He tried to Oliver Hardy it for a short while, staring straight at any nearby camera after his latest fall or piano-related disaster, and even went to autobiography signings as Big Daddy years after the original wrestler had perished, but his taste for hamburgers was an addiction he couldn't shake, and whomsoever he'd feign to be had the same "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today." catchphrase. It didn't fit. George ate himself into an early grave. 47 he was. And terribly lonely. We burnt his ashes, Olive and i, scattering them, a minor whiff of ketchup and onion in their wake, as best we could over the Isle of Mann, a place he'd said he was born on. I didn't quite believe him though. Us impersonators are never to really be believed.
I still Popeye it a few times a week, but haven't the energy any more to "yuk, yuk, yuk" it, or wrestle with an up and coming Bluto at an Argos near you or children's bash for kids who hardly recognise us. I got into computing in the early noughts and have a local laptop-fixing shop in Cambridge. Prices are reasonable. Olive sorts out the costs and has us often open well into the night to help students whose machines crash when they're midway through a dissertation or mistakenly get their juvenile mitts on some illegal images that need deleting. We do alright.

 

[El Sid]

I'm a lot slimmer on here

 

[El Presidente]

I'm a more tolerant person in the real world.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Absolute nonsense, I suspect you know a lot of pointless trivia which most might not be interested in but which I lap up. I'm quite boring, as a few people will testify to, but it doesn't bother me.

There's a compliment in there somewhere!

If you ever fancy a game of tennis in Preston Park, let me know.

Nobody can be that boring in real life.

There's an insult in there somewhere.

If you ever fancy a knuckle sandwich in Preston Park, let me know

 

[Questions]

Says who?

Says me twat features..

 

[Mellotron]

Nowhere near as defensive and argumentative as on here - this is a place for mass debate after all. Also though, you will notice that when I do get feisty on here it is almost always in DEFENDING a player or person etc, rarely attacking anyone.

 

[supaseagull]

I'm a more tolerant person in the real world.

Im the same - I'm more tolerant of you the real world!

 

[TheMajor]

I hate Palace more in real life than I show on here.

 

[Brovion]

This. I don't think people "change" when they enter this site, more their character is amplified. It's a bit like when you have a few drinks and your character gets exaggerated. Some people remain the same though.

Agreed. Although I would just like to assure the thread starter, Mr 'Aftershave Dave' that I'm not always pissed out of my skull all the time, which I believe I was on the occasions that we met. (I blame the late, great Lance (cannarian seagull) for my condition though. Well that and my stupidity in trying to keep up with him).

 

[smudge]

I read some utter shite on here, some of it really offensive. I just move on as they are looking for someone to get in an argument with.
In real life I rarely just move on.

 

[Beach Hut]

I'm a more tolerant person in the real world.

I've never heard it called that before

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I read some utter shite on here, some of it really offensive. I just move on as they are looking for someone to get in an argument with.
In real life I rarely just move on.

much the same, i'm far more tolerant on here than i am in real life

 

[looney]

There's a compliment in there somewhere!

If you ever fancy a game of tennis in Preston Park, let me know.




There's an insult in there somewhere.

If you ever fancy a knuckle sandwich in Preston Park, let me know

Preffered to the tennis, most boring sport ever.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I was shocked to find how much Jack Straw looks like his photograph.