How DEVIOUS and DECEITFUL are you ?

[Easy 10]

I'm feeling rather pleased with myself.
I've decided to take the afternoon off work on Wednesday and go and play golf, as a pleasant little prelude to the Albion match. Absolutely no need for the missus to know, as I always go straight from the Office to the Long Man for a couple of pre-match beers prior to an evening match anyway. As far as she's concerned, I'll be at work all day, and then straight to the football as normal. I COULD tell her I'm playing golf, but she might moan about money and/or wasting my holiday. And then there's always the lurking peril that I'll get dragged along to B&Q, or something equally hideous, immediately before or after the golf.

No, its best all round this way. I'll sneak the clubs into the boot of my car. I can leave the office at 12.30, get a good 2 or 3 hours golf in, then maybe a pub meal of some description with the newspaper of my choice, and then I'm all set and ready for that thrilling 3-0 win over a disinterested Tranmere. Marvellous scenes. Roll in at about 10.30pm and tell her about (some parts) of my day. What she don't know won't hurt her. Sorted. And before you ask, no, she NEVER comes on to NSC (ever), so I am smugly safe in the knowledge that she will never catch wind of my harmless little ruse. Everyones happy. A "victimless crime" if you like.

Is anyone else a little bit devious sometimes ?

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, and while I'm on. Yorkie and Ned Ludd - its probably best you two skip this thread completely.

 

[Yorkie]

Too late

 

[Titanic]

This does not sound like a good basis for a stable and long-term relationship to me!

Why can't you just act like a grown-up man and not a little boy caught with his hand in the biscuit tin?

 

[Icy Gull]

No wonder she no longer wants to go to the post office with you

 

[Meade's Ball]

As youngsters, my little brother and i used to tell my mum we loved the film Turner and Hooch so much that we wanted to see it on 4 consecutive SUndays. IN actual fact, we'd go and gamble the money for our cinema tickets down the arcades. of course, we'd be £5 in 10 minutes and then have to hang around hoping people would drop 20p.

Being a woman, my mum can't read, so will not catch me out on here.

You're right. Being sneaky is great.

 

[zefarelly]

you deserve to be caught . . . .whats the problem with telling the truth ? if she doesnt like it maybe you've got the wrong Mrs or your just being selfish.

OI wouldnt play golf with my Mrs if we havd a day off, but she likes pubs and footy, which is a right royal bonus

 

[Yorkie]

Btw

She'll find out whether you tell her or not. Wives know when husbands are lying.

 

[Easy 10]

Its just EASIER this way. Tch.
I know she wouldn't actually stop me going, and she's brilliant with pretty much everything in my little sporting world (including shelling out over £400 on the seaason ticket). But the possibilities of getting roped into other things as well multiply tenfold if I have an afternoon off work. We've been together 10 years now, and we do loads of other "stuff" together. But she has no interest in golf or football. No big deal knocking off early for once and having a quiet afternoon on the golf course without having to get back for anything.

Of course, I expect to get flamed on here by all those who never, ever tell a white lie to the missus and who are perfect in every conceivable way.

 

[teaboy]

But the question remains - What's SHE up to while you're out playing golf?

 

[Easy 10]

Btw

She'll find out whether you tell her or not. Wives know when husbands are lying.

Maybe, but if the worst thing I've got to hide is the odd sneaky round of golf, I think she'll be ok with that.

 

[Yorkie]

Maybe, but if the worst thing I've got to hide is the odd sneaky round of golf, I think she'll be ok with that.

Uh uh

If you're caught out lying about a game of golf how does she know she can trust you with other stuff?

Daft to throw away trust on something like that. Tell her.

 

[Easy 10]

Yorkie has become my nagging concience...I was quite comfortable with my Wednesday plans before all this...damn.

Its not really lying though. I just planned on not mentioning it.

 

[Marshy]

its only a little white lie not even that.

Yorkie your whiter than white.......or you seem to be anyway.

Im sure you have told a little porkie to Nedd every now and then.....

 

[Yorkie]

its only a little white lie not even that.

Yorkie your whiter than white.......or you seem to be anyway.

Im sure you have told a little porkie to Nedd every now and then.....

I can honestly say, no I haven't. I've never needed to.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Yorkie has become my nagging concience...I was quite comfortable with my Wednesday plans before all this...damn.

Its not really lying though. I just planned on not mentioning it.

Your real mistake was mentioning it here, where women are.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Don't tell her and then if she finds out and starts moaning shove you cock in her mouth, they like that.

 

[Easy 10]

Don't tell her and then if she finds out and starts moaning shove you cock in her mouth, they like that.

Chappers, as ever, the voice of reason.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Don't tell her and then if she finds out and starts moaning shove you cock in her mouth, they like that.

Would you describe yourself as a lonely man?

 

[Titanic]

You should listen to your heart, not the voices in your head!