[Football] How can players in these Covid times sport these trendy shaved at the sides haircuts?

[getz]

While us mere mortals suffer looking like cavemen. Do they all have hairstylist wags at home? Or maybe the clubs have hairstylists on the books? Has anyone any insight?

 

[blue-shifted]

While us mere mortals suffer looking like cavemen. Do they all have hairstylist wags at home? Or maybe the clubs have hairstylists on the books? Has anyone any insight?

Because lockdown doesn't apply to them?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Asked the same on twitter a while ago.

Either:

- Every footballers wife is a hairdresser
- Every club has someone in the bubble who'll "have a go"
- Every club has a designated club hairdresser
- They're all just ****ing off the rules and getting their hair cut.

 

[Gazwag]

Its the known as the Grealish Protocol - do what we like any fine is petty cash

 

[Springal]

The club has a designated hair dresser, who is tested as regularly as the playing staff at the clubs expense and comes in on a set day.

Same as catering staff, physios, masseuse etc.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Well I have a shaved at the side haircut ...easiest one to do ...of course if you have hair on top it’s a tad harder...not a problem I encounter ...sigh

 

[Is it PotG?]

Feeling pretty cool with my new 'Gareth Bale'.

 

[RossyG]

They should send an army barber in, then they wouldn't need a haircut for months.

I'm guessing people on TV have barbers/hairdressers too. George Allegorical on the BBC News looks fairly trim and doesn't resemble Catweazle, unlike me.

 

[Rugrat]

Asked the same on twitter a while ago.

Either:

- Every footballers wife is a hairdresser
- Every club has someone in the bubble who'll "have a go"
- Every club has a designated club hairdresser
- They're all just ****ing off the rules and getting their hair cut.

I'm going for No 1 .. closely followed by No 4. The other 2 are just there to make up the numbers

 

[Blue3]

I would think a huge number of footballers wives were either beauticians or hairdressers before hitting the jackpot with marrying a footballer.

Mrs Blue3 has become quite the dab hand at cutting my hair to the point I won't be going back to a barber once this is all over, when lockdown one started I dragged out the dog grooming kit and she's been using that with great success

 

[GT49er]

Elite hairdressers?

 

[Super Steve Earle]

They should send an army barber in, then they wouldn't need a haircut for months.

I'm guessing people on TV have barbers/hairdressers too. George Allegorical on the BBC News looks fairly trim and doesn't resemble Catweazle, unlike me.

By the look of some of them, and I include young Zeqiri in this, it is an army barber!

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

It's OK, they will continue to do whatever they want until called out over it, they will apologise and say that they did not think and it won't happen again, the club will pick them to play the next game, they can't even stop cuddling each other after scoring a goal.
Also wondering how people on TV are looking so well groomed.
Having been indoors now for nearly a month the rule breakers and deniers are really making my piss boil.
They are relying on the majority to do the right thing so they can lead a normal life, I would like to see real punishment dished out.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Are we sure that it's not just a case that the players have got good at doing lockdown cuts themselves?or found a style that is easier to do?
I've become quite good at cutting my hair myself with a cordless beard trimmer and people have asked me how I had got my hair cut with the barbers closed.
I imagine footballers would be able to get better more expensive professional hair cutting equipment than I have so maybe that's why it looks better?

 

[Lethargic]

Because Lockdown rules don't apply to them just the great unwashed like us.

If you are asking the question you obviously don't know your place in society, we are plebs nothing more.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Because lockdown doesn't apply to them?

This, the vast majority of them do what they want, when they want, they lead a privileged lifestyle, supported and encouraged by the leeches that feed off of their fame.

 

[timbha]

I hope Rashford didn’t pay much for his hair style. On Sunday he looked like one of us. Good on him.

As for Pogba.....

 

[getz]

The club has a designated hair dresser, who is tested as regularly as the playing staff at the clubs expense and comes in on a set day.

Same as catering staff, physios, masseuse etc.

If that's the case Davy Propper has that day off. It isn't a great look Davy

 

[super-seagulls]

They should send an army barber in, then they wouldn't need a haircut for months.

I'm guessing people on TV have barbers/hairdressers too. George Allegorical on the BBC News looks fairly trim and doesn't resemble Catweazle, unlike me.

Army Barber!

 

[Hampden Park]

Easier to don and doff their face-masks?