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[Other Sport] How can people watch DARTS ?



bluenitsuj

Listen to me!!!
Feb 26, 2011
4,717
Willingdon
I genuinely don't get it.

I can watch most sports on TV and get something from it, but darts ? f*** me. I'd rather watch Emmerdale repeats on a loop, and believe me, thats saying something. I cannot think of a DULLER sport to sit down in front of, except perhaps horseracing without having a bet on. Yet every year, people are falling over themselves to watch this drek. OK, if you go to watch it live I do get that its basically an all-day pub piss up with something going on to watch. But I guarantee, if the Ally Pally was as dry as Qatar, they'd be playing to an empty hall.

Tell me I'm wrong. Go on.
You could similarly replace the word darts, with cricket or F1 or Rugby.
 




dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
55,424
Burgess Hill
I genuinely don't get it.

I can watch most sports on TV and get something from it, but darts ? f*** me. I'd rather watch Emmerdale repeats on a loop, and believe me, thats saying something. I cannot think of a DULLER sport to sit down in front of, except perhaps horseracing without having a bet on. Yet every year, people are falling over themselves to watch this drek. OK, if you go to watch it live I do get that its basically an all-day pub piss up with something going on to watch. But I guarantee, if the Ally Pally was as dry as Qatar, they'd be playing to an empty hall.

Tell me I'm wrong. Go on.
Try listening to it on the radio
 




Whitechapel

Famous Last Words
Jul 19, 2014
4,404
Not in Whitechapel
Also, on the subject of darts. A dart board is a much welcome sight in a pub than a pool table. Even if every pub in the country has 5 darts, all of different weights with about 2 working flights between them.

Although I have discovered Toad In The Hole on a few recent trips to Brighton and that’s pushing for contention.
 


ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
15,157
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
Martin Schindler is on fire. I fancied Michael Smith to win the tournament before it started.
 




Springal

Well-known member
Feb 12, 2005
24,768
GOSBTS
This thread aged well !!
 




ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
15,157
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
Very impressive comeback by Michael 'Bullyboy' Smith. Sounds like a thick as shit Northerner in his post match interview too - exactly what might be required to win this year's world championship.
 




ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
15,157
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
Former champion and world number six from Hastings and Sussex - Rob 'High Voltage' Cross versus veteran Mervyn 'The King' King is tomorrow's undoubted highlight, but what a day of darts today has been.
 








Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
31,256
I don't think darts has recovered since the retirement of the great Phil 'The Power' Taylor. He was truly a great, I loved the Taylor v Barney head to heads.
 


Whitechapel

Famous Last Words
Jul 19, 2014
4,404
Not in Whitechapel
I don't think darts has recovered since the retirement of the great Phil 'The Power' Taylor. He was truly a great, I loved the Taylor v Barney head to heads.

I’d argue the complete opposite.

Taylor retiring has made it so much more competitive & unpredictable. 5 winners in the past 7 years is much better than Taylor winning it 8 years in a row. With some really good young players coming through that should carry on too.

Unless Josh Rock keeps progressing at the rate he is and then he’ll just dominate the sport instead.
 










Albion my Albion

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Feb 6, 2016
19,602
Indiana, USA
I genuinely don't get it.

I can watch most sports on TV and get something from it, but darts ? f*** me. I'd rather watch Emmerdale repeats on a loop, and believe me, thats saying something. I cannot think of a DULLER sport to sit down in front of, except perhaps horseracing without having a bet on. Yet every year, people are falling over themselves to watch this drek. OK, if you go to watch it live I do get that its basically an all-day pub piss up with something going on to watch. But I guarantee, if the Ally Pally was as dry as Qatar, they'd be playing to an empty hall.

Tell me I'm wrong. Go on.

I think you've hit the bullseye.
 


Brok

🦡
Dec 26, 2011
4,373
I watch golf in the same way I watch those BBC4 shows of a camera stuck on a canal boat or the like, something long and quiet to induce a Sunday afternoon nap when required.
Absolute heaven. Unmissable drama. If only all TV was this good. :D
 






W3 BHA

Well-known member
Nov 16, 2009
383
I genuinely don't get it.

I can watch most sports on TV and get something from it, but darts ? f*** me. I'd rather watch Emmerdale repeats on a loop, and believe me, thats saying something. I cannot think of a DULLER sport to sit down in front of, except perhaps horseracing without having a bet on. Yet every year, people are falling over themselves to watch this drek. OK, if you go to watch it live I do get that its basically an all-day pub piss up with something going on to watch. But I guarantee, if the Ally Pally was as dry as Qatar, they'd be playing to an empty hall.

Tell me I'm wrong. Go on.
We all like different things. I feel the same way about NFL - tons of hype, lots of people dressed like they were facing the Apocalypse, games lasting over 3 hours with the average play time in a game of around 13 minutes. Pumped up American self important crap at its best.....:D Whereas a nice game of darts......(y)
 


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